"Rub your sauce all over my tiddies " Chicen nooget says with a deep voice
"Okay" bbq sauce said as they rubbed all over the tiddies
Meanwhile the person about to eat the chicken nugget is very confused "why the fuck is my food talking"
Time skip
Chicken nugget bragging about bbq sauce to other nuggets "so I was sitting there....barbecue sauce on my titties"
Other nugget dies of laughter
Bbq sauce gets a shy face cuz this innocent kawaii marshmallow child feels used
Someone save her
Bbq sauce is suddenly turned into a Hooman
OMG ITS FUKIN RILEE
"SO THATS WHERE YOU WERE" Ira says, appearing from thin air. "h-huh?" rilee says
"THEN I CAN TELL THE BOIS TO STOP LOOKING IN THE SEWERS NOW GREAT" Ira says
The end
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Home Depot
HumorA love story between a man.....and his Home Depot. Tears will be shed from the audience as they read this beautiful masterpiece.
