anime gang
Awsten: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BOY BITCHES IM ACTUALLY YELLINF
Jawn: they went to get breakfast Awsten calm down
Awsten: I NEED SOMEONE TO SPOON FEED ME GRANOLA ASAP
Kortney: ur so high maintenance jesus
Jake: but let's be honest, Carter is actually the most high maintenance one on tour
Carter: YES. IM THE MOST BOUJEE BITCH. I BATHE IN FIJI WATER.
Awsten: SHUT UP CARTER IM ACTUALLY THE MOST CLASSY HOE
Awsten: ILL PEE ON YOU
Zach: someone stop Awsten
Jawn: we've all tried
Awsten: ZACH SHUT UP ILL KISS UR DAD
Otto: hey Awsten open the fUCKING DOOR
Awsten: OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE THE JEHOVAHS WITNESSES
Carter: Awsten, I don't think Jehovahs witnesses go to tour buses
Geoff: EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT JESUS
Awsten: Jesus can lick my crocs
Jawn: you all need some Jesus in your lives
Patty: why are you all awake so early fuck
Awsten: Patty come over I'll eat your ass
Patty: ok
Ben: STOP IM CALLING THE POLICE
Patty: jOKES Ben just jokes
Geoff: I would die for u Awsten
Awsten: IDK WHAT SPAWNED THIS SUDDEN AFFECTION BUT I LOVE YOU GEOFF FUCK ME U P
Jake: mom & dad
Awsten: NOT NOW HONEY MOMMYS ON SOUNDCLOUD
Otto: oh n o
Patty: you guys wanna see something cool
Jawn: I swear to god if it's a picture of your dick I'm kicking you off tour
Awsten: I WANNA SEE
Kortney: dicks are like naked worms
Carter: worms don't wear clothes sweaty
Kortney: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Patty: sent an image!
Zach: was that the toblerone bar logo,,,
Jake: thanks, I hate it!
Awsten: HOLY FUCK THATS FROM REDDIT ISNT IT
Patty: YUP
Awsten: FUCK IT UP MEME DADDY
Awsten: sent an image!
Otto: I don't UNDERSTAND
Geoff: IM WHEEZING WTF
Awsten: this one reminds me of Jawn
Awsten: sent an image!
Jawn: I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that
Kortney: I'm going to be whispering "sad dad is ass" in Jawns ear forever now thank you
Awsten: BONER LOL
Geoff: Fun fact for everyone: Ottos ringtone for me is thrift shop by Macklemore
Awsten: I FORCE GEOFF TO CALL OTTO SO I CAN HEAR IT WHENEVER I WANT I LOVE IT
Zach: how did I end up here
Ben: the question we're all asking
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Settle Down (Gawsten)
Fiksi PenggemarAwsten Knight has trouble wrapping his mind around the idea of "settling down".