Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip

Baby-Baby-Baby

Rozonda's POV

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Tee and Lisa went to work, so I took out my beeper and beeped Dallas to see what he was doing. He sent me a 500 and I chuckled to myself. He told me that meant he was thinking of me. Real smooth. I asked him where he was bringing me to eat and he told me he'd come pick me up. I was already dressed, so I waited around for him, then I answered the door for him when he knocked. He came in the door and picked me up.

Me: Boy put me down.

I said laughing and he put me down.

Me: So where we going?

Dallas: What you mean? I know y'all have food in here.

Me: What? You said you'd pick me up.

Dallas: Yeah. I did pick you up, and you told me to put you down.

I just looked at him and he went to the fridge.

Dallas: Ooooooohhh.. When y'all ordered pizza?

He said grabbing a slice. I walked over to him and punched him in the arm.

Me: Stop playin around Dallas.

Dallas: Ok ok. Let's go.

He said, grabbing the slice out the microwave and walking out the door. We got in the car and he drove me to the Varsity, one of my favorite spots. After eating, he brought me back to the place.

Tee: Y'all just gonna go out to eat and not bring us nothin back?

Dallas: We got you a plate, but I got hungry on the way back.

Tee: Hungry hungry hippo ass.

Dallas laughed.

Dallas: Pop off some cash and I'll give you the beets off my salad.

Tee: Nigga you know damn well I don't eat no beets.

Lisa came out the back.

Lisa: I knew that deep voice wasn't Tee. Wassup Dallas.

Dallas: It coulda been Tee. Know she be sounding manly.

Tee poked her middle finger at him.

Tee: While you talkin bout my voice, you need to be shavin that peach fuzz off your chin.

Lisa and Tee started laughing.

Me: Ok that's enough. Dallas you gotta go now.

Dallas: I was boutta go anyway. There's way too much estrogen up in here.

Me: Bye.

I have him a kiss and gave him a guiding shove out the door.

Dallas: Bye Scruffy.

He said, before I closed the door on him.

Tee: Your boyfriend is a pain in the ass.

Me: Yeah but he's my pain in the ass.

Tee: Dalvin's a pain too.

We laughed.

Lisa: You two are some pains too.

Tee: Not true.

Lisa: Yea true.

Me: If we're pains, you're a pain.

Lisa: I can accept that. I'm done foolin around with yall. Im boutta go hop my tired ass in the bed.

She said leaving.