Mini Buddies!! Let's Buddyfight!

New Year Realisation!

Ossu!

Everyone: YO!!!!!

TS: So I'll turn off the bold privileges since-

Neggie: You're lazy-

Vio: *punches him to the moon* Do not mind him!

TS: ...Uh, ok? So-

Dai: IT'S A NEW YEAR FESTIVAL!!!

TS: *face palms* Every time, people. EVERY GODDAMN TIME!

Ban: Dude, not cool! 

Noboru: Yeah-

Ban: I should be the one to say that!

Noboru: Idiot...

Gao: Suzaku, could you please redo everything?

Suzaku: By everything, you mean from the very beginning? Including the earth? As well as the beginning of time and space?

Gao: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT~!!!

Rouga: This is a mess...

Kiri: Ahahaha...*sweat drops*

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TS: So welcome- Are they tied down?

Ban, Dai & Sakate: *all tied down like hostages* MMMFFHGGG!

Brutal: Why is Sakate there?

TS: Oh, he's my new target now. 

Keisetsu: What about that Shit? *points at Shido*

TS: Ji.... *stares at Shido*

Shido: *gay gasp* Could it be?!

TS: *open arms* Brotha!

Shido: *crying* Sister! *runs towards her*

TS: Hehe. *head locks & begins nudging him...harshly* BAKUNETSU SCREW!!!

Baku: *sighs* Suzaku, PLEASE!

Suzaku: Got it~!

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Rouga: ...

Tasuku: Um, where's TS?

Rouga: Why should I care?

Tetsuya: Dude! It's the new years, yo!

Gaito: Correction, it's the 5th of January.

Kyoya: And you know what that means~?

Rouga: Uh, no?

Kyoya: Hm??? *raises Cerberus*

Rouga:  Kyoya, I have no idea what you're talking about!

Kyoya: You piece of shit. *throws Cerberus away*

Rouga: AH! Cerberus!

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TS: Okay, new keyboard connected... Hey, minna-san! Today's the fifth of January (As the Edge Lord said) and I'm going to open the mailbox!

Drum: Uh, it's better if you don't.

TS: Oh, don't worry! It's not going to be like last year! *opens the box* TADA!!

Everyone: *hides behind her chair (bad choice, guys)*

TS: Only...One? Again? By -chan.

TS: ...*sits in the corner & turns emo* My life is non-existant anymore...

Gaito: Welcome to the dark side, TS...

Abygale: Gaito, no.

Davide: *gives TS a voodoo doll & a pin* You'll be alright.

TS: *stabs the voodoo doll's lower region*

Shido: ACK! *holds his lower region*

Rouga: GET IT TOGETHER, WOMAN!

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Suzaku: Tired as eff....*faints*

TS: This will be the last one, I promise! Ahem! 

So, yeah, one letter again. Instead of NOT doing it, we'll make it into a chapter for ya! :D 

Other than that, I have a very big announcement to make! 

Gao: What is it?

It's 2018!

Rouga: We knew that.

Other than that, I just realised something! KYOYA!

Kyoya: Boop! *puts a head band on Rouga*

Rouga: WHAT IS THIS?!

TS: DOGGO EARS BECASU IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DOGGO, BITCH! *calm now* I pray for good summoning pulls for my Love Live, Show By Rock, SAO Memory Defrag and Fate Grand Order summoning gachas.

Gao: Hey, what about card game luck?

TS: I stopped because of Dragon World, Gao. People stop main-ing Dragon World because they no longer support older decks! LOOK AT TASUKU AND NOBORU!

Tasuku: She's right, you know.

TS: AND VANGUARD HAS Z RARES! LINK JOKER IS MORE FOCUSED ON CHAOS AND MESSIAHSSSSSSSS, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE EXPENSIVE AS FAAAAAACK!!

Kuguru: Is this her new years resolution..?

Baku: I hope not. *eats salad*

Hiruko & Nagi: *laughing their asses off* You look stupid!!!

Arrow: PFFT! *containing his laughter* 

Rouga: ENOUGH!!!

Kyoya: *takes pictures of him* Sofia, get me the Disaster Scrapbook!

Sofia: Aye. *in Happy PJs* Here you go. *gives Kyoya a pink scrapbook*

Rouga: PLEASE STOP!! 

Cerberus: *sighs* Woof! *now acting adorable*

TS: ...GET A CAMERA!

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So, I'll be serious about this.

So I'm not completely sure, but I think this year, I'll end Mini Buddies. My Senior year is coming up, and it'll be twice as hard as my current school year. 2017 was too much for me, and I want to spend 2018...Not as much. There's also other stories I wanna focus, but I'm not saying that Mini Buddies is a distraction, it's just I think I'm out of ideas for Mini Buddies. Maybe one day I'll do a sequel, but maybe later...

I really love how everyone keeps reading this story despite not being as funny as other cracks, it really lifts me up when I look at my notifications and see who liked or commented in a chapter. Even though I have over ten drafts in waiting in this and in my other stories! 

On the bright side, Shido's now good, so he's no longer the poor unfortunate soul...

That position now belongs to Sakate, 'cause he's a piece of shit! :D

SO EVERYONE, ALL TOGETHER NOW! PARUKO, TAKE IT AWAY!!

Paruko: GET READY TO RAISE THE FLAG! MINNA-SAN, MY NAME IS PARUKO NANANA AND WE'LL DO THIS TOGETHER IN THREE, TWO, ONE!

Everyone: BUDDYFIGHT!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

TS: AND SEE YOU IN THE NEXT STORY!!