Keisetsu: KeiNata?!
TS: *nosebleeding* I can't help it, okay?! Kanata just wants to be your friend, yet you always reject him!
Laevateinn: Speaking of Kanata, he has arrived.
Keisetsu: WHAT?!
TS: *thumbs up* EVEN YOUR BUDDY APPROVES!!!! *mad squealing*
Keisetsu: Argh, someone shut her up!
Neggie: TORYAH!!! *punches her in the gut*
TS: GUH! *faints; bleeding*
Kanata: Hey- OH MY GOD, TS!!!
TS: Best ship~.....
Keisetsu: SHUT UP!!!!
-BEEP!-
Kanata: Keisetsu...
Keisetsu: What?!
Kanata: *yeeling* WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT ME ALL THE TIME?! WE ONLY FOUGHT FOR ONE TIME AND THEN YOU STARTED HATED ME!!
Keisetsu: *eyes widen* WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
Kanata: *sobbing* Because you hate me, that's why! *pouts* You also hate Athora, Gao, Batzz, Chibi Panda, Gaito, Abygale, Guru, Baby Tanuki-
Tanuki: *from the kitchen* IT'S GIANT TANUKI!!!
Kanata: ....Zanya, Tsukikage, his brother, Kuguru, Baku, Noboru... *continues naming*
Keisetsu: ALRIGHT I GET IT! *huffs* I hate everyone, okay?
Kanata: Eh????
Rouga: HEY!
Keisetsu: What?!
Rouga: I'm the angsty teen of this series who hates everyone! So don't steal my role... *growls*
Ikazuchi: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME! I HATE MY ENTIRE CLAN! ...Before! So I'm more angsty than you! *points at Rouga*
Rouga: What's next, you're going to avenge your entire clan?!
Ikazuchi: *sparking electricity..?* Oh, you son of a b*tch!
Gaito: Uh, hello? I'm emo with a vortex for hair! My bird died and I live in an abandoned factory all alone with my pirate penguin who's just a clone! THAT MEANS I'M THE MOST ANGSTY ONE IN THIS SERIES!!!
Keisetsu: WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOUR PARENTS?!
Gaito: ASK BUSHI!!!
TS: Fufufufu! You idiots are forgetting about me!
Ikazuchi: HOW ARE YOU ANGSTY?! YOU'RE FILTHY RICH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
TS: *All Might impression* Ikazuchi my boy! *pats his shoulder* With wealth, comes with solitude! I have been sheltered for most of my life as I look with envy at my friends' freedom! *sheds a tear* It's hard, okay?!
Rouga: ...Okay.
Ikazuchi: JUST LIKE THAT?!?!!?
Kiri: *sighs* Ah...
Them: ?!
Kiri: *sips tea* You know, this reminds me of one of the meetings your past life had, Gao.
Gao: Really?! What happened?!
Kiri: Well... *glooms* You were in a meeting debating over something about human rights, but you were assassinated when you were about to get on the plane. I cried over your death and I suddenly remember all of your other deaths, then I made a hurricane that killed everyone in the area... *dead laughing* Oh, I wish I could save you then....
Gao: Woah, calm down... Take deep breaths, just as Buer instructed.
Kiri: Oh-
TS: ANGST KING!! *bows down to Kiri*
Ikazuchi: *grips his shoulder* Don't worry! WE'LL PROTECT GAO WITH YOU!!!!
Rouga: You poor boy... *hugs Kiri and stokes his hair*
Gaito: *prays*
Kiri: Um... Can someone help?
Gao: Dude, this is why your new card makes everyone cry.
Kiri: Oh yeah, I forgot about that! *smiles; shining*
Keisetsu: GAH, SO BRIGHT!!!
Kanata: Don't worry, leave it to me! *pulls out a card* Heavenly Crystal Dragon, Aldo Athora!
Athora: *appears* I AM HERE! *deflects Kiri's Smile Flash*
Kiri: *still shining* Hehe~!
Gao: Uh, aren't you getting a bit carried away?!
Kiri: Oh, not at all! As longs as you are here, I'll never kill anyone else! *shines even brighter*
Athora: Guh..! The light is too strong!
Laevateinn: Within approximately 10 seconds, we will disintegrated into dust. 10..9...
Kanata: Well, this is it! I lived a good life!
Keisetsu: DUDE, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!
Kanata: I can't, Athora's defenses are about to get wrecked!
Keisetsu: Then... *hugs Kanata* KANATA!
Kanata: WHAT?!
Keisetsu: I PROMISE I WILL PROTECT YOU, EVEN IF MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE! I... I WILL BE YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!!!
Kanata: *tearing up* Keisetsu... *smiles* Thanks!
Keisetsu: Heh, you're-
Kanata: Now I have something to blackmail you! *shows his recorder* You were so honest! :>
Keisetsu: *jaw drops* You used me?!
Kanata: Technically no! You just said that all by yourself! *smiles* Bye~! *runs away*
Keisetsu: You... SON OF A @&#^&%@^#^*&&*@&*&#*^#@*!!!!!!!! *goes wild*
Rouga, Ikazuchi, Gaito, TS, Kiri & Gao: Poor guy...
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Mini Buddies!! Let's Buddyfight!
RandomSo, since there was a Mini Vanguard... How about a Mini Buddyfight! Join Gao and the crew for their random times in Mini Buddies! Let's Buddyfight! ～Note～ I also accept request!
