don't constantly try to give pocahontas makeovers.
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"COME NEAR ME WITH THAT THING AGAIN AND I WILL STAB YOU."
"don't be so rude, pocahontas."
"WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME?!"
". . . it's called mascara."
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101 Things Not To Do To Disney Princesses
Humorimagine yourself living in a beautiful castle with the Disney princesses...... until they kick you out because you've annoyed them too much. you're welcome ;) | disney owns the princesses | they probably own me too tbh | they have marvel and you hav...