Between Us [Septiplier AU]

2.0

*ASSHOLE added Jack to the group chat*

ASSHOLE:
Bonjour

Quackhead: Oh. Him. That's who you've been talking to. Baaaad idea bro.

ASSHOLE:
Awhhhh :c but I like him

Bobisthecoolest: I don't know the dude. I can't say much. Except that Mark, you're probably trying to hook up with ANOTHER idiot.

Quackhead: I wasn't an idiot!

Wade: yeah, he wasn't. he still is!

ASSHOLE:
Shut the fuck up, Wade. No one cares.

Wade: ;(

Quackhead: maybe I am an idiot but im a idiot Mark chose

ASSHOLE:
My bad

Quackhead: Hey Jack. Did you die?

Jack: no. just observing wtf I just got myself inta

Bobisthecoolest: A horrible, horrible, fucking catastrophe.

ASSHOLE:
Asshole.

Quackhead: not what HIS name says Mark

Jack: hA!

ASSHOLE:
Anyyyway.
Jack's tryna figure out who my boyfriend is.

Quackhead: u have another boyfriend ;(

Wade: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS MARK STOP

Bobisthecoolest: I don't think they remembered what we talked about before this happened.

Jack: wot?

ASSHOLE:
Yeeaaaah. I got a BOYFRIEND. A few WEEKS AGO. BEFORE I STARTED TAKING TO JACK AT ALL.

Quackhead: those caps mean something...

ASSHOLE:
For fucks sake Felix

Quackhead: OOOH. Yeah. I totally forgot. Yeah we're legit dating : D

Jack: HOLD THE FUCK. UP.

ASSHOLE:
Holding up fuck : )

Wade: lol!

Jack: I KNOW THAT FELIX. FELIX. FELIX KJELLBERG. RIGHT

Bobisthecoolest: You are correct my friend.

ASSHOLE:
What a coincidence

Quackhead: c:

Jack: AND MARK. MARK FISCHBACH. THAT MARK. IS DATING???? HIM????

Wade: yeah I was pretty shocked too

ASSHOLE:
We all were

Quackhead: what does that mean, Mark?

ASSHOLE:
Don't remember the first time we actually hung out? And talked and stuff?

Quackhead: yeah but??

ASSHOLE:
You hated me dude... didn't want anything to do with me. Wasn't until IT that you finally was okay with it

Jack: whats IT?

Wade: a movie

Bobisthecoolest: It was a mishap that he went through, dumbass. Not the movie.

Jack: with what...? Sorry I'm prying tho...

ASSHOLE:
Lets just say family issue.

Jack: oh...im sorry...

ASSHOLE:
Everyone always is and I hate it

Quackhead: mark not again

ASSHOLE:
I have you to thank for what happened yesterday though.

Jack: me???

Quackhead: no me.

Bobisthecoolest: Mark what the fuck did you do

ASSHOLE:
Message me

Quackhead: :c

*ASSHOLE changed Wade's name to DumbAss*

DumbAss: o come on!