Between Us [Septiplier AU]

1.8

Jackieboi: Good morning beautiful
Feeling any better today?

Markymark:
Huh?

Jackieboi: u don't remember gettin wasted last nite?

Markymark:
Shit
No wonder my head hurts like a bitch and I wanna vomit. I can't handle alcohol that well.

Jackieboi: dude that's fucking amazing and comical at the same time

Markymark:
Shit.
Shitshitshitashit

Jackieboi: what r u freakin about???

Markymark:
I said some stupid stuff didn't I? I said some stuff that was stupid. I probably did stupid stuff too.

Jackieboi: ten dollars bet that u mastrbated after talking 2 me

Markymark:
WAS I THAT BAD

Jackieboi: out of it. I have a nice ass and pretty eyes and cool hair oh and I look really bangable 2 u

Markymark:
You're serious...

Jackieboi: strait from ur mouth!

Markymark:
FUCKING. HELL. GOS. DAMN IF.

Jackieboi: same

Markymark:
Now I really wanna kill myself

Jackieboi: OKAY woah????

Markymark:
Don't listen to drunk me. Drinking me goes through weird stages. It's like being a teenager again and you go through different emotions one by one. Don't listen to that me.

Jackieboi: i dunno mark drunk mans words r a sober ones thoughts

Markymark:
Uuuuughhhhh....

Jackieboi: what were u drinking for anyways

Markymark:
That last text was a sign to drop the subject or quit texting me you know

Jackieboi: yah I do but idc ansr my question

Markymark:
Just felt like it

Jackieboi: that's as believable as a duck with seven wings

Markymark:
I...what?

Jackieboi: I. DONT. BELIEVE. YOU. MARK.

Markymark:
I'm telling the truth. It was just sitting the the fridge. Felt like it.

Jackieboi: Mark...

Markymark:
I have a right to drink when I want to, Jack.

Jackieboi: if u say so....
Btw

Markymark:
Ugh what

Jackieboi: how do u kno what my ass looks like

Markymark:
I looked at pictures. Duh.

Jackieboi: FROM WERE STALKER

Markymark:
I'm not handing out my resource information like that

Jackieboi: THSTS NOT WEIRD AT ALL

Markymark:
Hey. You was a stranger—trying to get me to call you daddy, when clearly you're not daddy material, started calling me nicknames boyfriends would, TRIED TO GET IN MY OANTS DESPITE BEJNG IN IRELAND—and I'm the weird one?

Jackieboi: uhhhh case dismissed...