Between Us [Septiplier AU]

2.3

*ASSHOLE has added Jack to the group chat*

Jack: fuck u i don't wanna b here

Bobisthecoolest: Mark, how do you always meet the loveliest of people?

ASSHOLE:
I dunno but he's being a real bitch. If you ask me.

Jack: kiss my ass u schlong

ASSHOLE:
Jesus. At least wait until the first date. Sheesh...

DumbAss: OOO BURN

Bobisthecoolest: Shut up, Wade.

DumbAss: why do u guys always target me?

Jack: u do seem like the type of guy who just takes the bullying bc uve no other friends and its the only thing keeping the group together

Bobisthecoolest: Haha, nice.

DumbAss: :c

Bobisthecoolest: Sounds accurate, though.

ASSHOLE:
No, actually, Bob is the one who keeps us in order. He's our babysitter 99% of the time.

Bobisthecoolest: How don I quit my job, then?

Jack: hehehehehe

*ASSHOLE has changed Jack's name to Jackass*

Jackass: aw what???

DumbAss: come to the ass side jack:D

Bobisthecoolest: Great. A dumbass, an asshole and now a jackass. Does that mean I'm babysitting another kid?

ASSHOLE:
He came to us, he roll with us

DumbAss: oh yay :D!

ASSHOLE:
BUT.

DumbAss: no mark it's ass. Say it with me. A-s-s.

ASSHOLE:
Not what I meant.

Jackass: what then?

Bobisthecoolest: What's up?

ASSHOLE:
Problem.

Jackass: hm?

ASSHOLE:
Fe has some meeting to attend and now I'm real fucking lonely.

Bobisthecoolest: Wow. Fucking wow, Mark.

Jackass: o

ASSHOLE:
THIS IS URGENT OKAY. EVERYONE KNOWS NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON WITH ME AT ALL TIMES. WHETHER THE CONSEQUENCES BE I START HAVING MENTAL BREAK DOWNS BECAUSE IM ALONE AND HAVE SPACE TO THINK OR I SERIOUSLY WANNA HURT MYSELF OR I JUST WANT ATTENTION.

Jackass: well damn

Quackhead: it's only two and a half hours, Mark. No biggy.

ASSHOLE:
Two and a half hours too long...

DumbAss: awww ... marks clingy how cute

ASSHOLE:
I JUST LIKE ATTENTION OKAY

Jackass: I've noticed.

Quackhead: who hasn't?

Jackass: wish he was that way with me ugh

ASSHOLE:
Maybe I am. Unfortunately, I haven't even properly met you yet. Technically...You aren't even on best friend levels yet.

Jackass: awh :'c

Quackhead: huehuehuehhe