Between Us [Septiplier AU]

3.2

Daddy💕:
WTH do you want, you annoying little ass cunt

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: HEY

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: ILL HAVE U KNO MY ASS IS THE FINNEST. ITS ACTUALLY NOT THAT LITTLE N ITS CERY FIRM. U WISH U HAD MY ASS

Daddy💕:
You sure you aren't describing mine.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: o shit wait I think I might be

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: ur ass kind of is too so

Daddy💕:
Mhm.
What do you want? You blew up my phone.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: to talk to u. Everyone else I came with is asleep. I'm tired but my problems r distracting

Daddy💕:
You've some sort of problem. Because holy fuck you're annoying.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: :)

Daddy💕:
Can I have someone just kill me

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: wot why????

Daddy💕:
Because. Damn. I hate you.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: what has my life reduced to

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: im fluing to cali to see someone im so in love with whenever they would rather be meeting death than me. sweet

Daddy💕:
Sounds legit
What do you want? I'm busy.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: my problem?

Daddy💕:
What do you want me to do about it?

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: answer a question.

Daddy💕:
Uh?

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: what r u doing

Daddy💕:
Playing video games.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: ur in ur underwear rnt u

Daddy💕:
I prefer the term "no pants" but how tf you know?

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: u told me once that if u rnt naked under ur pants than u just wear underwear and no pants. inremember these things mark trust me

Daddy💕:
That's kind of scary.
And concerning.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: we should make a lil deal

Daddy💕:
Oh really.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: if i go to the bathroom... would u send me some nudes

Daddy💕:
What the shit. No

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: you should send me SOMETHING. Ever heard of a tasteful nood?

Daddy💕:
Yes I have.
But I won't send ANYTHING PERIOD.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: awwh. I can't fix myself without anything to use

Daddy💕:
IM NOT GONNA WILLINGLY SEND YOU A PICTURE OF ME TO JACK OFF TO YOU NASTY BASTARD.

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: heheheheheh "jack" off to heheheh

Daddy💕:
Go the fuck away and let me play my games

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: awh...

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: wait u serious

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: ....

WorstBoyfriendICouldEverHaveTBH: yah u r