What Did You Say When You Meet Dipper

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Aries: HI I'M Y/N! WANNA BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND?

Taurus: Hey Pinetree!

*Dipper looked terrified*

Why are you scared is there something wrong? I called you Pinetree because it is in your hat

*points the symbol*

Gemini: *bumps Dipper in the woods suddenly The Journal fell by accident*

Woah wait are you solving mysteries here in Gravity Falls?!

Dipper: No way I thought I was the only one?!

Come on let's solve this together!

Dipper: Yeah!

Cancer: *Y/N Singing♪*

Who's that girl with the pig and braces
She puts smiles on everyone's faces
When she's around you're never bored

I am a mayor, and here's an award!

Thank you, mayor. It's true I'm great
But the perfect girl, needs the perfect maaaaaaate!

*You found Dipper staring*

Oh H-Hi

Dipper: You have a beautiful voice you know. You also watched my sister's puppet show?

Yes it's cool! but then someone ruined it....

*realized it's Dipper*

Wait it's you isn't it?

Dipper: N-No Its not me. It's Bill actually.

Really?

*checks the watch*

Oh I don't have a time-

Dipper: Dipper

Y/N, here's my number and tell me about the Sock Opera thing. Bye.

Dipper: *smiles* Bye.

*Bill's having an evil plan*

Leo: Ayyyyyye? *The awkward silence continues*

Virgo: WANNABEMYFUTURESUPERSEXYHUSBAND?!

Libra: Uhm hi. I'm Y/N *offers a handshake*

Scorpio: I know you're name is not Dipper!

Dipper: H-How did you know?!

I know lots of things....lots of things.

Sagittarius: Nice hat dude!

Capricorn: Do you know where Mystery Shack is?

Aquarius: *sees the birthmark on the forehead* *gasp* Is that a Big Dipper?! I love those!

Pisces: You know this town is strange.

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