Gravity Falls Zodiacs

Favorite Stan Quotes

Aries: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

Taurus: "Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!"

Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"

Cancer: "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"

Leo: "For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears!"

Virgo: "What? No! My crime is a lot better than that. I'm gonna get that seat and be ready at the morning when Gideon comes. And maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young."

Libra: "Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything!"

Scorpio: "You know studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder!"

Sagittarius: "Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"

Capricorn: "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"

Aquarius: "Yes! Burn the child!"

Pisces: "Hey Mr. Tummy"