Aries: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
Taurus: "Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!"
Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!"
Cancer: "Remember folks, we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'"
Leo: "For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears!"
Virgo: "What? No! My crime is a lot better than that. I'm gonna get that seat and be ready at the morning when Gideon comes. And maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young."
Libra: "Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything!"
Scorpio: "You know studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder!"
Sagittarius: "Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"
Capricorn: "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"
Aquarius: "Yes! Burn the child!"
Pisces: "Hey Mr. Tummy"
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Gravity Falls Zodiacs
De TodoWhich Character are you? Who's your enemy in Gravity Falls? What's your Character's quote? Let's see what's your zodiac! P.S. : 100000000000% not accurate and it's super random Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsch
