Alana | Jared
"Welcome to Karen's Flori-"
"Is it necessary?"
"You again?"
"The one and only. Now, back to my question."
"What question?"
"Why is saying 'welcome' necessary, STML?"
"STML?"
"Do you ever pay attention to what the actual question is?"
"No. What does STML mean?"
"Short Term Memory Loss."
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"Did you forget you were on the phone?"
"AHEM. Why do you have a problem with welcome?"
"I don't. But using it on the phone does not make sense. It's as if you are ushering them through your front doors when you're actually talking on the phone."
"Are you always this nitpicky?"
"Are you always 'I'm Mr. Right-I-and-I-need-no-help-cause-I-don't-care-about-you-peasants'?"
"Pfft. You're wasting my time. I have a job to get back to, unlike you!"
"Hey! I do have a—"
Click.
"How rude!"
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