are we there yet? ~ Reddie oneshots

Short

A/n: silly chapter :)

Chapter aesthetic: you cute and dangerous kinda vibe

"Richiiee have you seen my toothbrush?!" Eddies voice rang through the empty hall of their apartment.

When Eddie turned the corner.. his innocent questioning voice turned angry when he saw Richie and what he was doing.

He was holding eddies toothbrush above his head.

Richie was 20 and Eddie was 19.. but eddies always been a short guy.. he was 5'5 and Richie was a whopping 6'4.

"Awe c'mon richieee! Not again!" Eddie pleaded frustration taking over his high pitched voice.

Richie just stood there with the widest grin and spoke

"Not til you grow, small Eddie."

Eddie sighed.. the first 3 times Richie called Eddie small he loved it.. but now it was just a burden to him.

"Richie really! I need to brush my teeth I have a dentist appointment at 4:00!"

Richie smiled a bit wider and said

"Well too bad so sad short stu-"

Richie was interrupted by Eddie kicking him in the shin slightly hard.

"Hey! Ow fuck.. you little shit."

Richie yelled dropping the toothbrush

Eddie giggled and collected the stolen item running away.

Richie chased him.. his intentions toward tickling the small boy.

Eddie looked behind him seeing the lanky figure not far behind.

Eddie quickly climbed atop their kitchen table and Richie smiled seeing the way shorter boy attempt to get up there.

Richie caught up and picked Eddie up, eddies legs wrapping around Richie's waist as he gave him a small meaningful kiss on the lips.
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"Wait Richie stand still."

Eddie gets home from his job one day and finds Richie leaning against the counter reading a book.

Richie's eyes break away from the pages and is met with the short, messy haired, younger boy.

"What's up Eddie spaghetti."

"Oh lord.. don't start calling me that again. Also, stand up straight.. I think I grew an inch today!"

"Eddie you don't just 'grow and inch' one day.. it takes months."

He says straightening up anyways.

Eddie takes his shoes off and stands next to the taller boy obviously not even close to the same height.

"Look! I'm almost as tall as your neck now Rich!"

Richie chuckles tiredly and brushes a hand against eddies soft cheek.

Eddie struggles to remain silent letting out a few grunts as he tries to tiptoe above Richie.

"Eddie what the hell are you doing?"

Richie says, picking him up and holding him.

"Ugh! When will I be the same height as you! I just want to be able to kiss you on the lips without you lifting me!"

Eddie wines frustrated

Richie sighs and explains

"Because Ed's, this way you can hear my heart beat and how it beats for you."
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Richie and Eddie were at Walmart grocery shopping and they were checking out.

While Eddie was putting the groceries on

"The moving thingy"

As Richie called it

Richie was standing looking at the Archie comics.

"Ehem!"

Eddie says annoyed

Richie looks over at his short boyfriend cluelessly.

"Yeah?"

"Little help here?"

"Nah I'm just fine"

Richie continues to read as he works his arm onto eddies head acting as if it was an armrest.

Eddie sighs and swats Richie's arm away as Richie chuckled.
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One day Eddie and Richie were heading over to Richie's parents house for them to meet.

Eddie insisted on driving that day because it wasn't a long trip.

While Richie was turning on the radio, he heard Eddie mutter under his breath.

"This fucking idiot won't get off my ass!"

Richie looked in the rear view seeing a truck close behind flipping them off and honking.

Suddenly, the car turned dramatically cutting them off and as it passed Richie and eddies ears rang with the enraged truckers words.

"Learn how to drive you fucking kid!"

Eddies face grew into disgust.

Richie knew Eddie got easily triggered by people comparing him to a child so he rolled down the window and stuck his middle finger out.

Eddie started breathing heavier and heavier his eyebrows furrowing into madness.

Richie got worried because he hadn't brought eddies inhaler since they JUST got him to stop having asthma attacks.

"Woah calm down Ed's!" Richie slightly shouted not wanting to throw Eddie inTo a fit.

He moved his hand onto eddies thigh and Eddie looked over giving a small grin.

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One night while Richie was sleeping next to Eddie.. Eddie snuck out of bed and into the kitchen.

He went to the sink and filled up a cold glass of water making sure to be very quiet.

When he got back to the room he went over to the edge of the bed and took the glass of water and slowly poured it all over Richie's sleeping face.

"WHOS THE SHORT ONE NOW, FUCKER!" He yelled maniacally as Richie quickly sat up coughing out water.

"EDDIE WHAT THE FUCK?" He yelled pulling Eddie into his arms and kissing him for a long time to get eddies face wet too.

"Oh I hate you!"

"Love you too shorty."