are we there yet? ~ Reddie oneshots

Promise me love

"Richie, that is the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard."

"Come on Ed's! It probably won't even happen. Who can resist this hot mug."

Eddie rolls his eyes for the 3rd time.

"So you're saying.. if we aren't dating anyone by the age of 35.. we HAVE to get married"

"Yes, exactly Eddie spaghetti."

"Fine.. Christ."

Richie pulls out two pieces of paper as well as 2 pens.

"What the fuck is that?"

Richie grins up at Eddie handing him a paper and pen while explaining.

"This is our contract, Eddie."

Eddie sighs and shakes his head.

"Do we really have to have a contract?"

"Well if you prefer signing it in your bloo-"

"Ew! That's so unsanitary" Eddie squeaks out scribbling his name down anyway.

"What shall our wedding be like, love?"

"Shut up richie"

Richie and Eddie both smile wide to themselves.

*time skip*

Richie and Eddie are walking around at the park when they see the school slut, Tiffany Pol. She's sucked more than a vacuum.

Richie heard her goal was to be with every guy in the school and he could see her walking over to Eddie now.

Richie quickly ran up to her.

"S'cuse me bitch?" Richie stepped in front of the girl dressed only in a halter top and mini-skirt.

"W-what?" She asked obviously caught off guard.

"Back the fuck up snake." Richie wasn't holding back. He had to make sure Eddie stayed available til he was 35.

"Well, maybe we can work something out.. I heard they call you trash mouth for more than one reason" she try's and fails miserably at being seductive.

"Not in my Christian household." He says flipping her off before going back to a confused Eddie.

"What was that all about?"

"Banged her mom last night."

"rICHIE COME ON"

*time skip*

"Richiieeee, I want to go!"

"Cmon Ed's! It's the biggest party of the year. There's probably drugs or uh.. alcoholic beverages."

Richie explains trying to speak in eddies language.

Eddie rolls his eyes trying to cover up the fact that he had fallen for Richie's cautions.

"Fineeee!"

Eddie threw his hands up in defeat.

Richie chuckled happy and accomplished.

The real reason he hadn't wanted Eddie at the party is because he had been asked by a girl to go with her.

*time skip*

Eddie cries into Richie's arms as he had just found out he was moving to Kentucky in 2 days.

"I'm gonna miss you, spaghetti." Richie says into eddies shoulder as an attempt to muffle his sobs.

Eddie squeaks back.

"I'll visit you I swear."

*time skip*

Richie's sitting in the science lab.. staring at the seat Eddie used to sit at.

He rubbed his eyes when he saw Eddies binder on the table.

Then, a weird lookin' kid sat down at the desk. Richie sighed. He wanted so dearly to preserve the seat Eddie sat at just 2 days ago.

*time skip*

It was 2 hours til eddies 35th birthday and ol' richie Tozier hadn't forgotten. He had the contract they signed at 13 in the passenger seat and a wide grin as he was driving to Kentucky.

Richie was 36 and had been waiting another year for Eddie to turn 35.

It was 2AM when he finally arrived to the apartment complex. He rang the buzzer and stood patently with the papers wedged into his fingers.

When he was buzzed in, he ran up the stairs to eddies room.

When he knocked on the door, he heard the loud yips of a small dog. When the dooor opened..he saw the smaller figure of a man open it. His eyes bored.

Richie smiled and took the faded image of Eddie kaspbrak in for a hug, his arms completely wrapped around eddies back.

Eddie looked confused at first, then.. his eyes lit up when he recognized his old pal.

"RICHIE! What brings you to these parts?"

Richie, not saying a word, holds up the notebook paper that was surprisingly still in tact. Richie had made sure he wouldn't ruin it.

Some days he'd even run his finger across the ink of eddies name.

Eddie looked at the paper confused and then stern.

Almost frozen, his eyes turned to ice.

"What's this?" Eddie pretends to not remember which makes Richie's heart shatter

"E-Ed's you know what it is"

"Don't fucking call me that!"

Eddie snapped from happy to serious.

Richie backed away.

"B-but eddie! We're supposed to get married. It doesn't have to be a big wedding we can just go to the court and—"

"Richie, shut up shut up SHUT UP FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE."

Richie felt a tear sting is face.

"But, I know you feel the same! Pleas—"

"I thought it was a joke richie."

Eddie interrupts with the most heart breaking words.

"But please! I love you!!"

Eddie slams the door shut.