Ereri One Shots!

Ding Dong Ditch - Version 1

So, just letting you know, I had 2 ideas as how this would go, so I'm going to write both. Here is Version 1.

Also Levi has his own house type deal outside the castle in this.

No ones POV

Erwin was standing tall and proud in front of some of the cadets. Eren was among these cadets, waiting for his commander to give them their test. Erwin turned to the cadets, scanning each over with a serious look. He then opened his mouth ready to give them their orders.

"Alright cadets. Today we will test your ability to escape almost certain death....."

There were gasps in the crowd, but Eren just smirked, he knew where this was going. But he kept his mouth shut and pretended to be shocked as well.

".....By continuously ding dong ditching Levi at 4:30 in the morning."

The cadets all paled, except for Eren of course, he knew this would happen. This was just like last year. He continued to listen, ignoring some of the cadets fainting and falling to the ground in shock and terror.

"Whoever gets caught will not be attempted to be saved. Good luck."

With that Erwin walked away from them, smirking, while Eren watched everything around him in amusement.

~Time skip to 4:00am~

It was 4am and all the cadets along with Erwin and Eren, were outside by Levi's house discussing a plan.

"Why don't we just send people over there?!"

"Because he's insomniac dummy!"

"What about Erwin, he's commander, if we get caught we'll just say that Erwin wanted you are something!"

"Liked he'd believe that mush brains!"

This went on for a while, when it was suddenly 4:30am. Eren then snuck away, and went up to Levi's house. He rang the doorbell and sprinted off, behind a bush about 25ft away. Everyone froze, still in sight of Levi's front door. They split off and ran in all directions as if getting chased by a hell hound. Levi came to the door, and opened it to see no one. He tched, but shrugged it off and went back inside. Another cadet ran to the door about a minute later, having the same reaction except this time Levi looked a little annoyed. Soon enough, all the cadets had at least done it once, and were waiting for someone to do it again. Eren decided to go up and ring the bell, when he was done he just started walking back not running. Everyone started to freak out and think 'why isn't he running?! He's going to get caught!' But Eren just kept walking ,very slowly until Levi opened his door again. He glared around until he saw Eren. He was really pissed, so he went over to Eren, not knowing it was him, grabbed his collar and turned him around.

When he saw Eren, Levi just smirked. Eren smirked as well. They both knew what was going to happen. It happened every year. They would get the new cadets to play, then put Eren in there and let him get caught. Levi would then pretend to start yelling at him, until he pointed out the other cadets. In which they would start screaming and running like mad men and woman away.

After they looked at each other, they started their act, watching the cadets do exactly like they always do and run away screaming. When all the cadets were gone, Levi lead Eren into his house, while they talked and cuddled on the couch.

"So, how bad did they annoy you this year Levi?"

"Pretty bad. I was waiting forever when you would come out, other wise I think I would have unleashed my terror on them!"

"Haha, I would love to see that. Well it's still pretty early, let's get some sleep."

With that Eren kissed Levi quickly on the lips before dragging him to bed, to get whatever time they could to sleep together before training.