Ereri One Shots!

Down and Dirty

There is smut! Please no hate, I don't write much smut at all.

Levi's POV

I was sitting at my desk, when Shitty glasses, and Eyebrows came in. They were obnoxiously talking about some strip club and whatever. I ignored them, and went back to work, not interested in this at all. Then they came up to me and started asking questions and shit.

"LEVI!!! YOU SHOULD GO TO THE STRIP CLUB WITH US!!! I WANT YOU TO MEET MY YOUNGER BROTHER!!!"

Shitty glasses yelled. I almost turned and punched her in the face, but held back. I glared back at her, and gave her an answer.

"Why the fuck would I want to meet your brother, when he's probably as ugly as you?! Second, I don't do strip clubs shitty glasses."

I tched and went back to my work. Then Eyebrows said something that surprised me. I didn't think Erwin was gay or bi.

"No Levi. You HAVE to met him! He's fucking sexy as hell!! I've seen him and he's always swarmed by woman AND men!"

I turned towards him a little before I gave in.

"Fine! I'll meet the brat. Besides why are we going to a strip club to see him anyways?"

I questioned. They both just smirked at me, a mischievous glint in their eyes. They answered at the same time.

"You'll see."

~Time skip to being outside the strip club ~

We were all standing outside the strip club "Titans only". 'What a strange ass name' I thought to myself. I turned to Hanji, and she nodded for us to go in. As we opened the doors, everything stunk. It smelled like sex, throw up, sweat, and alcohol. I almost gagged a little but held it in as Hanji sat me and Erwin by the bar. We each ordered a drink and started talk till Hanji turned towards the stage, and squealed. Her and Erwin grabbed my arms in the confusion, and pulled me up in front of the stage.

I watched as a tall brunette, with sun tan skin, and aqua colored eyes walked slowly on the stage. He was only wearing some white skin tight pants with straps all over them. He was gorgeous! Erwin poked me in the side and whispered in my ear.

"That's Hanji's younger brother, Eren. He's a stripper here."