Crazy For You •°•Sans X Insane!reader•°•

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      I woke up, my eye sockets fluttering open as I felt the soft mattress underneath me.
     I let out an enjoyable yawn before I suddenly noticed... My jacket is gone. I jerked up from my bed before accidentally falling on the hardwood floor. I could've sworn I wore it before I slept last night! I thought before properly standing up and searching for my favorite jacket.
      Ugh where the hell is it?! I cursed mentally before my brother barged in the room, kicking the door off of it's hinges while at it.
       «BROTHER! HAVE YOU SEEN MY RED SCARF THAT METTATON GAVE?! I SIMPLY CANT FIND IT IN MY ROOM AND I WAS HOPING YOU HAVE SEEN IT!» He asked and I shook my head, wondering why would he wear that scarf instead of the one mom gave before she... Ugh..
      I snapped out of it once I heard a loud scream from a familiar fish and a spear piercing through my wall making me face palm as Undyne entered my room, obviously pissed... I arch my nonexistent brow at her before suddenly realizing... She wasn't wearing any pants... But instead.. She wore boxer shorts that had small little hearts on them along with Alphys' face.
      I couldn't hold in my laughter and ended up laughing and rolling on the floor, my stomach hurting from laughing too hard.
      She stomped her way towards me and grabbed me by the collar of my shirt before nearing her face on mines.
      «SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY RIPPED JEANS?!» She yelled making me flinch and stop my laughter. I look at her, brow arched before squinting my eye sockets suspiciously. «Why were you wearing ripped jeans while sleeping?» I say and she rolls her eyes «I fell asleep on them after going with Frisk and Chara to the carnival, I was so tired that I didn't even care about changing» She says before she let's go of my collar making me drop on the ground with an 'oof'.
      She then calmly walked out of my room, the spear dissolving afterwards and I rolled my eyes before deciding to wear my black jacket instead.
      After I walked outside, I suddenly realized that Papyrus was only wearing his socks as he ran around from place to place, looking for the scarf or his boots..   
      «You think a thief might've stolen the clothes while we were asleep?» Frisk asks from beside me, making me jump a bit at their sudden appearance.
       «Kid.. Uh.. You startled me..» I breathe out, a hand in my chest where my soul was before looking at the child who held a worried frown.
      «No.. Then if it is a thief.. What kind of thief would undress a fish and a skeleton off their pants and jacket?» I ask getting curious before I heard Frisk giggling. «Nice analysis Sans, you have a point though.. But where are the clothes then?» They ask and I shrugged.
      
       Lol okay this is on Sans' PoV if you still don't know, this is actually happening while you fight off the guards in the asylum and yeah it's already morning xD so bye Darlings!