Hitler's pov
" shrek " i scream at him i yell at the doctor to come in . after about 4 hours he comes in and notices shrek . " what happened " he asks " he's in a comma " i say he writes it down in his clipboard he nods as he put a shot in his thigh as a nurse came in and gave him new iv fluids " what did u give him " I said defenseive " it's the phalaxofor it's gunna reduce the tummer in his brain so we won't have to do surgery " i sighed " when will he be conshus again " that upset me " when he wakes up " i shook my head as he left . danny wasn't there they must of had the meeting with out me ass wholes . About two minutes later " how's my baby girl " he said coming over and kissing his green head " his in a comma " danny shook his head " it's just the cancer he's fine " i shook my head for the fiftieth time today . while I waited for my main squeeze to awaken from the comma i sat down board until i Hurd someone knock on the door . danny was back from the giftshop . i went over to the door and grabbed the gifts and put them on shreks side table . I hugged him " no homo " i whispered in his ear he nodded " seriously danny " i said looking at the stuff it was a donkey with huge sparkly black eyes holding a pink hart . " I don't think he can have these im sorry bro " they were flowers i grabbed his phone and took a selfie with them " her go surprise so little girl with flowers " I said handing them to him " y " i pointed to my pants " he's in a comma " " oh shoot sorry " he said throwing them out the windoe . " so how is he " he said gazing at him " he's ok he's in a comma is starting to hurt but it's the cancer " he nodded " poor baby do they hav a plan yet " I shook my head " i have to pee I'll be right back " i lied to danny I went to the bathroom and started crying what if shrek never wakes up and it's all ogre . i wipe the tears of my mustache and walk back out . once i got out a miracle happened . shrek started coughing waking up and his oxygen was almost at zero but it's ok because a nurse came in and put a oxygen mask on his head soon all of his oxygen came back but he was still coughing and altjought i love him it was starting to annoy me . " shh it's ok baby girl " danny said stroking his face "hey sweetie r u ok " i ask running over to his bed . his head gleamed with green sweat and he smelled of raw onions but he's never been more beautiful . if danny wasn't there we probably would of done the do by now . " ur adorable " i blurt out . shrek looks at me . i touch his face as a year fell from his eyes i wiped it away " ur gonna be ok " then he started farting a lot then laughing " adolf hitlers in my hospital rom holding me while I fart " he laughed " yea so what " he shook his head " it's not exactly fathomable to me " I looked at him " it is to me " he smiled " u could latterly choose any other ogre in the world but u choose a ogre dying with no onions and puffy boobs " that made me laugh but made me sad at the same time " you're beautiful and your not dying " " bitch don't lye to my face " i stroke it again . the doctor comes into the room and wheels shrek away to another x ray . when he comes back he's crying . the doctor says " see u have a tummer in your chest to i saw it " i cry into shreks manboob spraying that this is all just a bad dream .
too be continued mayeb
