shreks pov
" ibrahim ur name is so fancy " he nods he's actually adorable but I'm supposed to love hitler so I feel conflicted . " shrek would it be okay if I took u out on a date ? " i nodded with tears running down my face ibrahim wipped them away as he pushed my hospital bed out of the hospital even though we are on the ten floor . then we got in his car and drove to a restaurnt bye the beach . he wheeled me inside " table four too please " a waitress shows us to are booth " thank you " he hands her a tip she walks away " so ibrahim when's you're birthday " i a sk " june first " he's so hot " cool " " so shrek what's going on with u and hitler " " that bitch lyed to me about an std " i burst into tears ibrahim moves closer to me and kisses my tears away . " itll be okay baby girl " " oh my heck ur just like danny aka my father whose my mother but abandoned me , not to be confused with the father of the tanners on the hit reality tv seerees full house " ibrahim nods " well if u ever need someone just no that u have me . okay ? " " okay . " then we make out because he's hot .
hitlers pov
" that peice of shit hot blob of green onion diareah . i wana kill him but i also wana have his babies do u see my problem ." danny nods . " i heard that slut is with shrek at the beach right now " i gasp " that bitch " i cry and danny hugs me " it'll be okay baby girl lets just kill them both " " just the whore " " but i thot u liked shrek ? "
ibrahims pov
i would probably sleep with shrek right now if it weren't for the fact that were in public and that is frowned upon in most modern civilized societies . i look out the window and see two short angry men walking toward the door . they walk inside and point at us . the mustache man pulls out a gun and aims it at our table a gunshot sound is hurd all around the restaurant
" NO "
to be continued ツ
