hitlers pov
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he can't be jewish
im racist as fuck against jewish people
but shrek is love
shrek is life
im gonna cry
shreks pov
eh I can deal with aids since I'm an ogre and we have way worse diseases to deal with but I don't think hitler is handling the news well considering he's crying his eyes out right now " babe what's wrong " i ask him " ur jewish " he blows his nose " is there a probelm " i ask " well I hate jewish people " "but I am not a people I am an ogre " he looks up at me " that's true " i nod because i know that it's true . he pulls me into a hug and cries into my shoulder he tells me about this plan he had to kill all jews but i tell him if he went through with his plan he'd be killing me so he cancelled his plans . " im sorry for being a racist ass whole shrek please forgave me " " its ok " i reply . he tries to kiss me but I push him back . " how the did you get aids if you're a virgin " i ask he pulls out a maybelline lipgloss " maybe I was born with it maybe it's maybelline " i throw my covergirl lipgloss at him " that's why im an easy breezy beautiful covergirl " i scream he begins to cry i take his lipgloss and look for the label that says ' may contain aids ' but fail to find such a thing . " u fucking whore " i say " who gave it to you " he looks scared " u "
nurses pov
i get called into one of the patients rooms to see a couple yelling about aids so I give them both tests to find out who has it and who gave to who . I put them in a machine because they're like pregnancy tests and five minutes later I know the results and walk back into the room . " who's shrek " the ugly mustache man points at the gorgeous green thing " u clean " he jumps up and screams he's so happy he's like an adorable puppy with rabies . " so i guess ur hitler yea u clean to " hitler cries and hugs shrek who pushes him off " u told me u have a disease then blamed me for it I can't believe u u whore r u even a Virginia " hitler starts to cry and runs out of the room . i walk over to shrek " im sorry about your boyfrie-" " I don't know if he's my boyfriend anymore after this " he says " well if u need anything u can always call me " I give him my number " hey what's ur name " he asks me " ibrahim "
hahahahhaha june 1st plot twist!!!!
