i shake my head so many times it might as well fall off " what do u mean he's my father " danny shook his head " he did the do with you're mom and got her pregnant " im crying now me and hitler were planning on doing the do but I didn't know I almost did the do with my father if I had known i would not have agreed to one day have done the do with him . " danny u can't be serous your my father " he lowers his head and I see a tear roll down his cheek " no son " i lift up his head so he can stare into my gorgeous green orbs " i am you're mother "
hitlers pov
i left the hospital while shrek and danny had some daddy son time while I went shopping for a gift for shrek . I would get him onions but shrek isn't a fan of layers unless their deeply rooted emotional layers that only a good friend can get rid of for example me . i walk around the mall while looking at all of the stores i see some girls check me out i blush and stroke my mustache it's one of my only friends besides shrek of course . I decide on a coral blue number 5 lipstick for me and a toilet for shrek . i carry my bags out the door and walk out into the street while looking for my car . i turn my head for a second and in that second gave the car that was speeding toward me enough time to hit me with their car knock me over and drive away . i hear someone call 991 but the sound that hurts me is the sound of the toilet I bought for shrek shattered into a million pieces . i reach for the lipstick so I'll still look hot when the ambulance arrives despite me being covered in blood . i hope that I didn't just get cancer i think as I lose consciousness .
shreks pov
im crying so hard right now as I hear the door to my room open and see a patient being wheeled in and doctors surrounding the mystery man . " who that " I ask my nurse who came to change my oxygen " some dumbass who got hit by a car " i ask her to help me up and i walk over so I can get to know my new roommate . i peer over the doctors shoulder and my heart stops . it's hitler .
hitlers pov
i hear beeping all around me im guessing im in the hospital . i try to open my eyes it's very bright . but not too bright to disguise the green man behind my doctor . it's shrek and he's crying . I wonder what happened . i take a nap and when I wake up i walk over to his bed . " what's wrong " i ask him " how could u " he screamed I shook my head " im so confused " " your my father and you didn't tell me " he screamed " shr-" " where u ever gonna tell me " he said while crying . " shrek please listen-" " no fath- " " IM NOT UR FATHER " i whisper . " DANNY TOLD ME- " "shrek there is no possible way im your father " he looks confused " im a virgin "
dannys pov
i stand outside of shreks room and listen to the conversation between my son and his boyfriend . a nurse pushes me in as hitler reveals his lack of sex in life . shrek looks at me with such hurt it kils me . " why did u lie to me mother " he says . " I don't know baby girl but don't forget that I lov- " " don't u baby girl me im gonna start a new life with hitler and not you go back to your own swamp and get out of mine " as I leave the room i hear him say one last thing to me " it's all ogre now "
shreks pov
im glad that danny is gone from my life now I don't need that negativity anymore now that I have hitler . hitler has a sad look on his face " what's wrong baby girl " i say since the nickname is amazing although danny underused it " I have something to tell u " i shook my head " I have something to tell u to " he looks shocked but it's ok " together " he asks " together " 1 2 3
"i have aids"
"im jewish"
tbc <3
