I'm a ogre i know what your thinking , yea whatever but it's trü i live in a swamp were the leave us alone because I'm scary but when my swamp was invaded I was ordered to rescue a princess before I got all of the required restraining orders as the first ogre without a empty swamp . Since I'm a ogre i do it for money .
"Swamp I'm going out to rescue the princess " the swamp did not answer but it's nice to pretend I have a friend . I shook my head and skip out the door . I went to the prince and he gave me a map because he wouldn't let me keep it in my swamp for fear of me brake it . i do not say thank you for i am an independent green ogre who don't need no manners hb.u i walk following the map when I get there I was out of breathe I have asthma . i only had to save one person but when I walk in i saw a guy crying " hey r u ok " i yelled " he shook his head " no " i try to walk past him but he turns around and I notice how he is he is crying like a newborn child , loud and for no reason "can u shut up plase " i trip and he helps me up " i will not shut up " i push him to the ground grab the princess and bring her home before going to my newly emptied swamp .
Danny Devito's pov
Well first off the guy wasn't hard to see in a crowd not because he was older or that he was green everywhere but it was that he was beautiful and I feel like we had a connection .
I ran to the prince/terrorist guy home and all that was there was a short angry man "hey can I adopt the ogre " he shook his head " please i have momey " he nods and hands over the papers i run to the swamp and smile as I knock on the door " hello " i say as the green guy punches me " that is no way to treat you're knew father " he cries and that's when I realized this hideous beast in front of me lacked a fatherly figure in his life and really needs my support right no w i hug him and tell him everything will be ok he was so different than from yesterday when he was extra green . we sit up and he brings my bags through the door and throws them into a spare room "hey is it ok if my friends come over later " i ask he nods which is good because the door rings .
Hitlers pov
I knock on the swamp door and when it opens is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my houl life . "hi what is you're name " i ask the gorgeous thing " i am shrek who r u " "i am hitler " i think he likes me because he didn't punch me like he punched his father . " where is oprah " she runs through the door soaking wet " is it raining " i ask even though there's a window she nods and i watch shrek grab a towel and throw it at her .
Oprah's pov
I can't believe josh hit me with his car again but it doesn't matter because me and shrek are shopping for furniture for everyone in his swamp now " if u only were martha stewart or something " he says to me we buy everything and begin to head home and I took my eyes off the road for two seconds and the next thing i knew we were upside down and shrek was hyperventilating " calm down ur fine " " no it might be cancer " "no that was josh he was aiming for me again but missed ull be ok " then I noticed his head was bleeding and a searing pain went threw his arm and back I knew this because he was screaming i almost went deaf . i almost pasted out from watching him bleed as I did nothing to stop it but I Hurd sirens so i drank some of the wine we bought since I knew he'd be ok . about a minute later a guy came and dragged him across the street as if this was a fight I had with shrek " he is dying sir help him " he nods and throws him onto the truck the truck brakes so we have to carry him to the hospital where danny and hitler are waiting . " mam what's ur name " I felt myself lose consius .
Shreks pov
"Thank god ur awake " hitler says to me what I thought I was pretending to be asleep god damn it heart rate monitors . oprah comes over " im so sorry actually I'm not love you " i cry . " r u ok " "my head hurts " i say and cry danny walks in and tells me " im so sorry baby girl i hope ur ok I love u but the doctor needs a catscan " i yell at Oprah " bitch u told me it ain't cancer y did u lie " she cries and i laugh the doctor comes in " oh we don't even need a thing ur dying of cancer in ur head that's y ur so sensitive the good news is it'll all be ogre soon " everyone leaves the room except hitler " shrek i love u and I think ur hot and it would be an honor for u to be my Bæ before the cancer visously merders u " before i can respond i slip into a coma
to be continued maybe
