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where this flower blooms

a/n - ive had to rewrite this 3 fucking times bc wattpad keeps deleting it im so pissed ugh, anyways, here you go

richie
damn eddies lookin like a whole SNACK

eddie
die

billy
c alm dow n
c alm d ow n

richie
dont fuckin start

billy
hey uH
caNt kEep My diCk in My pAnTs

richie
Boom, yo, gah
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom

billy
yuh yuh yuh

richie
a Ye

billy
w aaaateeRrrr

richie
WET

billy
FLEX

richie
eat my ass

billy
YUH

ben
that lil bitch got her throat

billy
FucKED

henry
i didnt peg you for the rap type, bill

billy
u tHOT

bev
me either

eddie
its annoying bc he'll randomly start rapping some fuckin song uGh

billy
thot u loved me eddie

stan
eddie only loves his mom and richie

eddie
1. thats true, 2. bilL its fuckin annoying (i love u tho) (ig)

richie
eDDIE SPAGHETTI LOVES ME

mike
why isnt milk a condiment

victor
why are you like this?

mike
point taken
but fr, u dip cookies in it so?? why is it not a condiment?????

belch
do u fuckin drink your condiments????

mike
maybe, why do you care 👀👀👀

belch
jfc

ben
yall would not believe what just happened to me (10 hours ago actually)

richie
im getting heavy vern vibes, but continue

ben
ok SO greta was walkin and i accidentally tripped her and she spun around and tried to punch me but i somehow dodged it and it hit hER FUCKIN MOM

richie
WHY WAS HER MOM THERE AHSBWJDNAJA

ben
SHE NEEDED TO BE PICKED UP FROM DETENTION AND ISHSAHAH IM

eddie
wow i love u ben???

bev
ew leave my boyf alone

eddie
hey matey, fuck u

stan
my dad came home and fell face first into the floor im screaming ahahahhahaha omg