Space Neko (Klance AU)

Chapter One

As I lay there on my bed in complete darkness, I hear my phone go off. I ignore it and roll over facing the wall. A few minutes later it sounds four more times. Groaning, I reach for the space device Pidge made for us all, turning it on. I'm then greeted by an unpleasantly blinding light from the screen. It takes a few before my eyes completely adjust allowing me to see who's texted me.

Reading the name, I roll my eyes and groan. I decide to reply to the person against my better judgement.

Lance: Morning! (＾ｖ＾)

Keith: what do you want lance -_-

Lance: nada

Lance: im just bored

Lance: and want 2 talk 2 some1

Keith: stop talking with #s!!

Keith: and why me?

Keith: why not hunk or pidge??

Lance: hunk is cooking

Lance: and pidge is working on something techy

Lance: and because I really wanna talk to yyooouuuu~

Keith: why the hell do you wanna talk to me?!

Keith: you almost never want to talk to me!

Keith: so why now all of a sudden?!

Lance: because

Lance: i wanna ~(^∪^)~

Keith: srsly (‾—‾ )

Keith: im going back to bed

Lance: NOOOooo

Lance: dont gooo

Lance: stay and talk to mee~~

Lance: kkeeeeiiiitttthhhhh~

Keith: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Keith: FINE

Keith: I'LL STAY AND FUCKING TALK

Lance: YAY! (~￣▽￣)~

Lance: so whatcha doin~

Keith: was sleeping till a certain asshole woke me up

Lance: im sooo sorry

Lance: i didnt know

Lance: im really really really sorry

Keith: its fine

Keith: i needed to get up anyways

Lance: still

Lance: im very sorry i woke you up

Keith: Lance

Keith: its

Keith: O kay

Keith: and why the fuck are you texting me?!

Keith: youre only 3 rooms down from me!

Lance: idk

Keith: WHAT THE FUCK

Keith: how the hell do you not fucking know

Lance: idk

Lance: i do know

Lance: that my bed is super comfortable

Lance: and big enough for 2 people (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

Keith: (‾—‾ )

Keith: no

Lance: oh come on~

Lance: please~

Keith: no

Keith: im not getting outta bed

Lance: okay then

Lance: i'll just go over there

Lance: ∧_∧

Keith: what?!

Keith: NO

Keith: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE COME OVER HERE!

Lance: too late

As I read his last reply, a knock is heard at my door. I groan and pull the covers over my head.

"Keith, I'm coming in, okay?" I do not answer the cuban boy. The door slides open to reveal a tall and nicely tanned boy. He strolls in towards my bed allowing the door to slide shut.

"Hey Keith? Keith buddy? I know you're awake." I groan once more curling up into a ball. I felt something fall off the bed but paid it no attention.

"Um, Keith? When did you get a cat?" 'What the fuck is he talking about? I don't have a cat.'

I emerge from under the blankets with a very confused look. "What are you talking about Lance? I don't have a cat."

"Then who's tail does that belong to under your blanket?"

"What? Are you playing some prank on me again or something? It's too fucking early for that shit."

"No I'm not. I'm being dead serious right now." His tone of voice is more serious than usual. Wondering what's going on, I turn my bed side lamp on and sit up with my legs over the edge of the bed.

I move the blanket to reveal nothing remotely related to a cat. It was just my bed sheets I was laying on. "Fucking hell Lance. Seriously. There's nothing there. Are you seei-" I look up to Lance who has wide eyes gazing at my head.

"Oh. My. GOD! Y-Y-You ha-ave-"

"Just spit it out will ya!!"

"YOU HAVE CAT EARS!! AND A CATE TAIL!!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!!"

"What the fuck?! Lance! Stop fucking with me!"

"¡Dios mío! ¡ Qué lindo eres!" He squeals something in spanish. Since I don't know spanish, I'm confused as fuck. But I do know when he talks in spanish, it means something.

I run to the bathroom, flick the lights on, and go up to the mirror. My eyes widen in surprise and shock when I see what's shown in the mirror. "What. The. Fuck. H-HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?! DID YOU DO THIS?! PIDGE?! I-I-"

Before I can say anything else, I feel a pair of arms wrap around my waist. So shocked and bewildered I freeze up. "I didn't do this. But you look cute as hell with 'em though." Lance whispers in my ear seductively with a hint of his spanish accent, making me blush and shiver. He rests his chin upon my shoulder breathing on my neck. This makes my stomach turn and and butterflies form with a tingling sensation flow through my body.

My tail sways back 'n forth, my ears flatten, and a slight purr erupts from my throat. Realizing what I'd just done, I quickly cover my mouth with my hand. My face becomes more flushed.

"Aww~ That was so cute." Lance chuckles at my reaction with a soft reply.

I pull out of his grasp and run for my bed. I hide underneath my blankets curling up. I feel the bed slump down beside me. A hand pulls the blanket off from over my head. Then I feel that same hand beginning to pet me. 'PET ME?! HE'S FUCKING PETTING ME! But... It doesn't feel half bad.'

My ears flatten once again. I lean into his touch and start purring. I hear him chuckle but ignore it. Wanting more, I move over to where my head is now resting in his lap. He continues to pet my ears and head as I melt into him.

Suddenly I feel his hand travel down to my tail. He takes it in hand, petting my tail. "Nya~" I moan out feeling his hand around my tail.