Things

I'm Unoriginal (Chat-per Uno)

OK SO IM VERY TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'VE HAD TO REWRITE THIS STORY 3 TIMES NOW BECAUSE WATTPAD BE LIKE:

1st Deletion of Story: *While Writing 2nd Chat-per, with the first chat-per already saved* ERROR IN SAVING, CLICK THIS LINK TO LEARN MORE. *Clicks link*

*Goes to Wattpad Homepage* *clicks back into story* *popup that says "Story does not exist"

*TRIGGERED*

2nd Deletion of Story: *Rewrites 1st chat-per* *Saves* *Story Saved* *Preview Story* *goes back to change a picture* *Only half of the first paragraph saved* *EVEN MORE TRIGGERED THEN BEFORE*

So now I'm being smart and writing these chat-pers on a Google Doc instead and copy + Pasting them to Wattpad. Moral of the story: DON'T TRUST WATTPAD (It's evil).

Hi. Um... I don't know what you're doing here. You should probably leave...

Hm? You don't want to?

Strange...

You Keep Reading...

What I'm typing...

*Sigh*

Humans are interesting creatures.

The idea to write down my thoughts for people to read them (What Creeps) came from my friend, @Glamorousidiot. However, I found out THEY stole it from THEIR friend, @cynthiaisacow. So, I'm asking you very politely, please, PLEASE read THEIR stories first because I know for a fact that they are at LEAST 95% better than this one. (Probably closer to 96%)

Ok...

I see a few of you didn't listen.

*sigh*

It's going to be a long road to insanity :D

Fears

Wow, I'm so original. Talking about fears, I've never heard ANYONE talk about those... (Sarcasm) I can't really think of many fears I have. I mean, maybe in the moment, I'd be terrified, but thinking of sharks, bears, and tigers (oh my) don't make me shiver or quiver or anything of the sort. Wow, I just realized how boring my writing is. I know how to spice it up.

PURRfect. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Puns.

Vid-yo Games

Listen, I say a lot of words in weird ways, and you need to accept that. I like Vid-yo games. For crying out loud, I have 350 hours playing Terraria. So it's safe to say that I like games. Did you know the reason that the video gamer population is so one-sided is because Nintendo decided to market their 'Nintendo Entertainment System" (NES) in the toys isle, rather than the electronics isle. However, the toy isle was split between boys toys and girls toys, so Nintendo ended up going with boys. Then, they started marketing heavily towards boys, and other companies followed in their footsteps. THis is why you don't see girls playing Minecraft. NINTENDO RUINED IT. Wait did that make me sound like a pervert? Probably.

Food (I mean not really, I just trail off to talking about racism)

Food tastes good (HOLY CARP-AY-DIEM, WHAT A GROUNDBREAKING DISCOVERY). I'm sure you knew that. If you didn't you're probably a baby just looking at these squiggles thinking they're drawings. Did you know all babies are born colorblind? I wonder if blind people see all black or all white at all times. Omg I hate it when you say a color that is used to represent someone's skin or tell someone what someone else's race is, they're always like THAT'S RACIST. Oh, sorry about that, I forgot that's how my brain works. Like a path.......................... TO INSANITY :D Right, food? Well I forgot what I was going to talk about so it's fine. Instead, imma go eat because its 8:00 on a Saturday morning and I NEED MY EGGS TO LIVE. Uh, is the a good spot to end?

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