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So recently, I've been really obsessed with the Portal™ franchise. Especially all the songs by the Harry101UK youtube channel.  I really like the style of the music. I'm really sad there (probably) won't be a Portal 3. On December 20, 2017, the game "Bridge Constructor Portal™" came out by ClockStone, or the people who made "Bridge Constructor™." From what I know, the game was fully backed by Valve™, the creator of the Portal™ series. Also, I don't know why I'm adding the ™ symbol to everything. Oh, I think they Valve™ also helped with Lego Dimensions: Portal. (I'm too lazy to look it up)

Dreams

It seems like everything I write about is unoriginal. Dreams? Really? Wow. SUCH ORIGINALITY :D

Anyways. I had this really weird dream last night. Let's set the scene. *Insert Spotlight sound effect here*

So, first, My mom, my brother, and I were all going to six flags. It was different from other experiences I've had there. We were making a chart of where we would be at what time. Afterwards, my brother abruptly disappeared. Me and my mom went to the Six Flags gift shop. All of a sudden, the gift shop enlarged in size. It grew taller by hundreds of feet. (As you can see, this is a really weird dream) The 'Big Drop' ride was inside the center of the building. Me and my mom went to one of the walls, which was covered in shelves with Pop!™ figures. I started walking to the big drop. When I got there, I saw a crowd. They were all around the big drop looking up. I too looked up, and saw Superman (Man of Steel move adaptation). He was hovering in the air, and he was asking for a volunteer. This guy wearing my dad's shirt was nearby. He was holding a pair of packaged underwear, and was screaming, "I'M HOLDING PANTS!" Superman picked him up and strapped him into the ride. For some reason, this version of the ride only had two seats, opposite from each other. All of a sudden, the person turned into my friend (Debatable, she doesn't talk to me very much), Aurelia, and Olaf from the Frozen™ movie. At this point, even the me in the dream was confused. They were on opposite seats from each other. Superman pushed up the ride with one hand, and it went all the way to the top. It had a very dramatic drop, but it wasn't fast like the actual ride. Then, my mom appeared next to me. She was asking why there was a snowman, and then Olaf jumped off the ride. His head grew in size, and fell to the ground. He ended up melting. Me and my mom started to exit the Walmart™ without buying anything. Before we left, I noticed there was this large door inside the building. It went in and it was a second Walmart, but "more mature". It had this red fog everywhere, and it had a lot of booths on half of the store. At this point, my mom also disappeared. I started walking next to the booths, and saw a lot of my friends, as well as my brother. A tall pink haired man grabbed me by my hair, and started screaming, "HI, HI, HI, HI, HI." He walked away, and I kept going through the isles. My other friend, Karolina, was passing by. I waved to her, and she slapped me so hard I fell to the ground. I didn't think much of it, so I kept walking. I eventually made it out of the booth section, and went into the store section. Nobody was there, as everyone was crowded around the booths. I saw my other friend, Kiara (And if you're wondering, yes, almost all of my friends are girls). We went into the cereal isle. I don't remember what we talked about. I saw this fudge brownie cereal, and I was like, "I want this." Kiara looked puzzled when I said that, and said she never had a brownie before. I handed her the box, and as we were walking out of the isle, I woke up. (And realized I had to go to school)

I was like, WUT THE CARP-AY-DEE-UM just happened. I shrugged it off, and went to school.

As you can see, I have weird dreams. The oldest dream I can remember went something like this: I was very small, about the size of the ant. These random teenagers (This happened when I was 7) started making an obstacle course for me. When I finished, I was teleported to a floating platform with a giant crystal ball on it. My sister and her friend were there. My sister's friend was congratulating me, and I jumped into the crystal ball, and I woke up.

Yep... I'm a crackpot.

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