That kid is a young savage. Anyways.
Funerals
Funerals are THE BEST :D. Just kidding, I've never been to one. I wouldn't know if they're a cause for celebration or not...
Weddings
Weddings are THE WORST >:(. Just kidding, I've never been to one. I wouldn't know if they're a cause for crying yourself to sleep or not...
Sh'tuff
I didn't really plan this chat-per, honestly. My friend, @GlamorousIdiot, (who I'm not talking to because she insulted my fweelings) showed me that meme up there, and I thought it was funny. So I made that joke up there. And now I don't have anything else to talk about... :/
Uh...
School?
No, unoriginal
Food?
Already did it...
Annoying Friends?
Unoriginal, but I have A LOT OF ANNOYING FRIENDS (One). So I have this friend, you may have heard about him... JK you haven't, but his account is @dannyboi888. He forces me to edit his stories. (He's really bad at writing. Well, not WRITING, but more so grammar. This is an average sentence by him: "have you ever ben in pain . HAve you ever been heart by someone ." It triggers me so hard) His title for the story is actual trash. It's a skull with (In very small font) "things suck" in lowercase.
HOWEVER
His more recent story... called...
uh...
*saves chat-per*
THE PAIN.
That's it.
Wait why did I need the title? OH RIGHT. It's actually a pretty good plot. He still isn't very good at writing, but the plots a little better than mediocre. (He's still kind of annoying)
People
I'm not a fan. Actually, people are ok. HUMANS AREN'T. Humans are butt-faces. They literally take enjoyment from making other people mad/annoyed. Be honest with yourself. At school, if someone get's up and they left their pencil case on the desk, you have this URGE to take it and hide it from them, don't you? Why is that? Is it because you like to cause people suffering? Or do you like to see people mad at you? *sigh* I don't understand. We also don't forgive others under ANY circumstances.
"I'm really sorry, I know it hurt you, and I didn't realize it would upset you that much. So, friends?"
"OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! YOU ARE A DIRTY LIER AND I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE EXECT YOURSELF YOU BISCUT-PANTS. I NEVER WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU EVER AGAIN. GO TO POTATO-LANDIA. >:( "
"But..."
"NO BUTS. LEAVE ME ALONE."
That's a conversation I am 100% sure that would happen. Anyways. Not important. I'm kind of hungry. I'll leave now. PEACE.
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Things
RandomI have weird thoughts. Imma write them down. Maybe some weirdo will tag along for the ride... I update every other day by the way. I have nothing better to do with my life... hi... hi.. hi. hi h