Things

Chat-per 1+2

Hello.

I'm very upset right now. If you remember, in chat-per uno, I told you how that was my third time writing the story, 'cause the other ones got deleted...

Well, they're back now. 

Randomly.

*Deep Breathe*

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I'm fine (No I'm not.)

Because I'm lazy, I'm going to name this Chat-per "Chat-per 1+2" because it's going to be the versions of chat-pers 1 and 2 that got deleted. HA. IM SO FUNNY. DO I GET A B-?!?!!?!?

Well, at least it's going to be an extra long chat-per. Enjoy!

Chat-Per 1, first Version

I stole this idea from my friend who stole the idea from THEIR friend so I assume someone else is going to steal this idea from me. I hope they do so I have less shame. If they ask me about this imma say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have no idea what you are talking about. Oh, you should read their versions btw. Uh... What were their account names? *Lip Smack*

Ok, I got them. The person I'm stealing from is @GlamorousIdiot and the person THEY were stealing this idea from is @cynthiaisacow. SO GO READ THEIR VERSIONS BECAUSE I GUARANTEE IT'S GOING TO BE AT LEAST 5% BETTER THEN THIS ONE! (Probably closer to 6%)

Oh if you were wondering I like oreo pie so that why I put it up there. ^

What's that? You weren't wondering? Oh.

Squeaky Toys (WOW I EVEN STEAL MY FRIEND'S FORMAT FOR THE SECTION HEADERS IM A TERRIBLE PERSON)

Am I the only one who likes squeaky toys as much as dogs do? Like I pretend to play with my dog just so I can squeak the toy. Maybe I shouldn't be saying this online, people might judge me. Anyways, it's not the squeak of the toy that I like, its the thing inside the toy that squeaks. Like releasing all the air inside it is the most satisfying thing to me. Also am I the only one who thinks the videos that are "MOST SATISFYING VIDEO EVARRRRR" Arent really that satisfying? I mean, some of them are so weird. Especially those Minecraft ones. Like "I HAS A GR8 IDEA, LET'S MAKE ONE OF THOSE SATISFYING VIDEOS 4 TEH VIEWS BUT ALSO MAKE IT MINECRAFT SO LITTLE KIDS CLICK ON IT AS WELL HARTYHARHAR." No? Just me? I expected as much. Oh, wait were we still talking about Squeaky Toys? Well, this paragraph is already longer than the essays I write at school so...

Clocks (Omg are you actually going to write an entire paragraph on clocks. No one is going to read this you know...)

Why do we call them minutes hand, hour hand, and second hand? They're just thin rectangles that rotate. Well, I guess that's only modern clocks. I guess old-timey clocks have special clock 'hands' but that doesn't change my question. Having them twist and turn only makes them look more like fabric softener. Wait... Fabric softener? Why did that idea enter my head when looking at clock handles. Well if you read the description of this thing-a-ma-bob then you should have known what to expect, not that you would be reading this anyway because it's a paragraph on literal clocks.

Things (Wow a section in this book about this book. Way to get Meta)

As of right now, I don't have a cover for this story, and the automatic cover is just a really low resolution of my profile picture (WHICH BY THE WAY IS AN AWESOME FACE AND NOT AN EPIC FACE AND IF YOU CALL IT AN EPIC FACE I WILL MURDE-) with the word 'Things' written in really small font above the left eye. Hold on. *Spends 10 minutes figuring how to import a picture to desktop so it can be uploaded*