I have weird thoughts. Imma write them down. Maybe some weirdo will tag along for the ride...
I update every other day by the way. I have nothing better to do with my life...
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Seeing as this chat-per numbers is a roman numeral, why not talk about them. Let's do another Icebrick Tutorial™. HEY KIDS, TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT ROMAN NUMBERALS. THERE ARE A BYNCH OF ROMAN NUMERALS, BUT TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN THE NUMERALS I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, AND X. WÔÖÒÓŒØŌÕAH JUST A MINUTE THERE, WE NEED TO LEARN HOW THESE WORK. TO REPRESENT THE NUBMER 1, USE THE LETTER I, (Notice, capital i, not a lowercase L). THEN, USING THE LETTER I GIVES YOU THE ROMAN NUMERAL OF 1. ITS LIKE MAGIC.
*Sigh*
You know? today I'm just not feeling it. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I'm hungry, but I don't really feel like being funny today.
HA. YOU THOUGHT.
Depression Pills
Some depression "cures" are really stupid. Especially the commercials. They might even be worse than car commercials. *Flashback to Old Nissan Car Commercials* *Shivers* Anyways, there was this one that was like. "Did you depression can make you sad? (HOLY CARP-AY-DEE-UM, I HAD NO IDEA!!!!) " can also make you feel tired, and sometimes like you don't want to get out of bed." (No I think that's because they're depressed and think 'What's the point...' I really don't think it's because their tired. Maybe tired of life?) Oh, I remember the side effects too. "Vomiting (Why would not having depression make you vomit), blackouts (Wait what), nausea (I mean i guess all pills have a chance to give you nausea), sudden loss of breathe (...), seizures (Ok. 1, I don't think pills are able to give people seizures, I think it was reported and they had to put it in so they don't get sued. HOWEVER, they could have said "Chance of seizures" instead. 2, no one is gonna believe that these are real side effects, but I kid you not, I'm not even done yet.), suicidal thoughts (Wait isn't that a side effect of depressi- nvm), depression (Are you- DEPRESSION PILLS, STOPS DEPRESSION FROM RUINING YOUR LIFE. ALSO YOU MIGHT GET DEPRESSED IF YOU TAKE IT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
*Deep Breathe*
Wait I was gonna type a sorry for getting off topic joke here but nvm I wasn't getting off topic so HA. I'm better then @cynthiaisacow. Jk her books are 99.5% better than mine. Especially 'Simply Insane', WHICH ONLY HAS ONE CHAT-PER THAT SHE HASN'T UPDATED AND #'! %$^.
Also I didn't actually swear, the uncensored version is "I'M MAD"
But seriously she's a rly good writer and I cry. Even though her latest chat-per on her thoughts about random things was pretty mediocre
Shoot I did get off topic because I was talking about someone who gets off topic. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CHALLENGED ME @cynthiaisacow! YOU WILL RUE IT.
Things
Wooooot. We're getting META. Talking about the existence of this book. (Help Me). Ok, so the cover of this book is kinda random. It's just a stopwatch. with the title and my name. Doesn't rly make sense. Well that's for several reasons. Jk it's not. It's because I'm not good at doing things. So if you read Chat-per 1+2, you would know how the original cover of the book looked like. It was my profile picture (WHICH IS AN AWESOME FACE AND NOT AN EPIC FACE OR AN EMOJI OR A SIMILY FACE AND IF ANYONE TELLS ME OTHERWISE I WILL SLAP THEM.
*DEEP BREATHE*
I'm not okay if you haven't noticed. Oh right, the book cover.
Well as of right now the book cover looks like this.
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So in one chat-per I talked about clocks and I used the website "http://covercreator.net/covercreator.php" because I didn't know Wattpad had a cover creator cause I'm an idiot. So that's why the cover looks like a clock. :3
I wonder if they had these pictures taken just for Wattpad, or if it was for some kind of advertisement and repurposed...
The world may never know.
How many word? --> This <-- was the 660th? Ugh. I try to have at lest 1000 words per chat-per so they aren't as short as an @cynthiaisacow story. Those are pretty short. Especially Chat-per 4 of 'My Thoughts' *COUGH COUGH*
Hm... Oh, I know!
Flags
Country flags are pretty dumb. Especially America's. Like, we're trying to establish us as a separate country from England. How should we do so. OH I KNOW, LETS USE THE SAME COLORS AS THEY DO. PERFECT :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Wow I found a really good picture. Anyways. Did you know the reason that flags don't use the color purple is because when they countries were being founded, purple was an extremely rare color. It was only gotten from snails. Anyways. Almost all flags are identical, but I'm too lazy to Guggle it.
YOU KNOW WHAT. I'M BREAKING THE TREND, I'M GOING LESS THEN 1000 WORDS. LETS DO THIS. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THE SAVE BUTTON. THEN THE PUBLISH BUTTON. 3. 2. 1. AND-
