BobSquared: A Fanfic.

Starstruck

Still bobs pov-

"Holey shit." I say. "I AM SUCH A BIG FAN"

Jim Bob winks at me and slides another $100 on the stage.

"It's funny," he says. "Because I'm such a big fan of you, Bobby."

"no way." I squeal.

"Yes. And i just left my cunt of a wife Michelle. Lord willing, Bob, I want to run away with you. We can live our own life and not worry about this shit anymore"

"But my kids." I said. "BJ, Theodore, Gage, Charles, and Tity."

"Fuck the kids. I have 19 I left and I'm unbothered" Jimmy says, tossing his hair over his shoulder.

In the matter of a minute, Jim-Bob has transformed into a beautiful drag queen. He has long black hair, red lipstick, makeup done by the one and only Jeffrey marsh, and was wearing a skin tight black leather dress. 

"I'm gone." I say. All I'm wearing now is my mini skirt and boots. I stick my little cocktail shrimp dick through the fly of my skirt and walk out of the club with jimmy hand in hand.

"What car will we take?" I ask him.

"We can take-" Jimmy is cut off buy a gun being fired in the air.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" A strong, southern accent yells.