MOTHER RUSSIA: The Kommies

The Squad

The squad sat in a helicopter staring at each other awkwardly. Or better yet: they all stared at Xander.
Yuri grinned and wispered something at Kiril. He laughed ironically. Then he saw Ludmilla nod something at Matveii who, at the moment was slipping his hand along her thigh. Xander noticed her slapping it off, disturbed. Matvei grinned at her before he reaches for his cigarette.

"Am I turning green?" Xander asked annoyed by all the eyes on him.

"Are you a virgin?" asked Yuri

"What?"

"Why you so disturbed? We like you. You're a pretty boy." he winked

"Leave him alone, Yuri." said Matvei "Green-eyes is mine." and he sent him a kiss. Now he slapped Ludmilla's thigh and she looked at him frustrated.

"Чё зе галима?!" she growled
(What the fuck?)

"I love you too."

"Stop it. She doesn't like that." Xander defended her.
He expected him to stand and cause a scene or swear back at him at least, but Matveii just layed back on his chair and kept smoking.

"Yes, he is." he told Yuri and the both laughed. They acted as if he wouldn't understand what he was saying. Among them, other soldiers did the same. With wispers and nods.

"По Рускйи, да?"
(You speak Russian, yes?) asked Kiril

"I am Russian."

"They said you were German."

"I lived there."

"Said you fought there, too." reminded Yuri.

"What if?"

"Why did you change sides? Hitler didn't do you good enough?"

"Hitler loved me! He was just being attached so I had to let him go."

"So. How's Stalin?"

"Sehr gut. Ich will fick Stalin aus den Arschloch!"
said Xander in a tone as offensive as what he said, making Yuri stand up and punch him in the face. Xander punched him back and soon they both landed over the others as the helicopter was dangerously high. Xander managed to get on top of Yuri, punching him hard in the face. Matvei (among others) tried to sepperate them, but he ended up being hit and pushed to the door. As soon as he realised, Xander jumped to him, grabbing Matvei's hand right before he falls, but the gravity dragged him under as well. Yuri grabbed Xander's foot in a desperate attempt to pull them up. Kiril got in the scene and Ludmilla. They all managed to pull them up and land on the chairs, breathing heavily.

"Fuck!" yelled Matvei in a feeling of wild ecstasy. "What was that!"

"You broke a tooth." noticed Yuri.

Xander wiped the blood off his lip as his bronzes already faded out.
"Thanks." he said. "You broke your face."

"What are you, bitch?" he asked noticing.

Everyone stared at him again but Matvei didn't let the moment go by.

"Let's do that again, I liked it!" he smiled.