As lettuce slowly creeped out of the cave to investigate the creature he realised it wasn't any creature, it was SarSar! The Banned's extremely talented, lovable and wise keyboardist and at-the-moment drummer. "AGHA GHA GHA FLOMP!!" screamed Lettuce. This translated to CAN YOU SIGN MY PINCH POT. SarSar threw a toasty meme at Lettuce causing lettuce to become paralyzed. Sarsar sneaked away into the woods muttering what sounded like "Mikey WaywillbemineMikeywaywillbemineMIKEYWAYWILLBEMIIINE"
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SARA THE CHILD EATER
HorrorLettuce sees a person in the woods. The notorious, SRARA THE CHILD EATER AAAAAHHH DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.