LETTUCE

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Lettuce trips and falls on his face while trying to roller blade down the stairs. He uses his dolphin beak mutter out the words, "BRRRR BUB BUB BRRRRRAH" he sees something out of the corner of his lettucy eye. A pale cream colored figure. In horror he yells out one more "BRUB BRRRRRUM BRAAAH" and gets himself back to his feet. His wheeled feet.

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