Lettuce rushed outside where he saw a naked Sara standing in front of him. He whipped out a ferard fic. Sara flopped around oddly. He grimaced in fear and disgust. He threw the fan fic on top of the creature. As the creature stood Lettuce swiftly threw a pinch pot at Sara and to his complete shock. Sara caught it just as swiftly. Sara, then thunder bolted death threw the pot back at Lettuce, hitting him in the face. This was gonna be tough he whipped out 2 Gerard Way memes Sara dodged them and threw out her own stranger things memes. It had little effect on Lettuce. Sara then threw a hard spongebob meme. Lettuce crumpled. He knew he had to whip out the ultimate thingy thing.
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SARA THE CHILD EATER
HorrorLettuce sees a person in the woods. The notorious, SRARA THE CHILD EATER AAAAAHHH DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.
