What was that? Lettuce things to himself. He was sleeping inside a drippy droppy cave for no apparent reason. He hears a russle outside. Must be...wind Lettuce thinks. He listened to his The Banned CD on his mp3 player. He loved The Banned it was his favorite feminist punk rock group. He loved the bassist and singer Flonkie. Flonkie always played the sickest bass riffs. Lettucs also liked the guitarist Macky. She had the coolest butt in town. He heard another rissle russel outside. He went to investigate.
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SARA THE CHILD EATER
TerrorLettuce sees a person in the woods. The notorious, SRARA THE CHILD EATER AAAAAHHH DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.
