VOLTRON Crack????

New begingings

⚠️WARNING⚠️
Hey guys so this is just something me and me best friend did at like one am. So please don't take anything in here literal. I promise I'm a better writer. Any who enjoy this messed up Voltron Crack!

Maddi twearked on le floor, she saw a red juicy apple laying on le floor. "God not dis again."

Out of no where Pidge flew down like Jesus on crack and stole said apple Pidgeons following close behind.

"Congrats on winning the shit contest" keef yelled at Maddi "you truly are the shitttest person!"

Chelle yells out of nowhere
"To the groom!"

Shiro yells
"To the bride"

Adam comes out in high waist wedding dress. Maddi yells "EGGSS"

Chelle sighs looking at Maddi. "Maddi no" Chelle said "Maddi yes" she replies.

Maddi sneaks up behind Adam and stuffes him in her big purse that she brought to stuff it with delicious hunk food. And dabs

Hunk farts from the distance, it truly went the distance that real Shiro not sume bitch ass fake bio Shiro was able to sniff the stench.

Keef starts yelling "CHELLE SAY NO TO THIS"

Chelle turns and says "I don't know no to this"

Maddi sobs in the background as her OTP reacts Hamilton.

"Lord show me how to say no to this" chelle screams again as dives into a ball pit of eevees

Keef comes up to le edge and looks down at Chelle.
"Congratulations, I hope your satisfied. I hope that you burn. From your obedient servant. "

Chelle yells "BITXH YOU ANT DONE WITH ME" and drags Keef into the eeveees

TIME SKIP TO BOOOM ITS HALLOWEEN BITCH!!

Keef applies eyeliner *pause and looks into a camera*
"Now everyone we will apply a dark black eyeliner like the coal mines The real Shiro become trapped in and died in." Pain can be seen in said edgy teens eyes however said edgy teen says it very calmly.

Keef poops and uses it as eyeshadow.

MADDI bursts through the door Attack on Titans theme song starts playing loudly. As she destroys everything To find her Skim Milk and NOT REAL SHIRO BUT WONT BELIEVE ITS NOT SHIRO™ husbandos

I'm sorry....

It was dark the two touched hands. Gasping and their fingers interlock. Their body heat over heating each other. They tried to stay as quite as they could but failed. One screamed "it won't fix! "
"I'll make it fit!" The other screams. They fall on top of each other freed the closet they were trapped in. They look up to see Maddi and Chelle I'm looking shooked. And triggered at the same time. Keef and skim milk husbando laid there on top of each other. "This isn't what it looks like!!" They both yelled!

"IT BETTER NOT BE WHAT IT DAMNED LOOOKS LIKE" Maddi yelled.

Chelle stormed out le room Keef chasing after her.

After talking Maddi and Adam shits on the floor to make up. And goes watch le new Star Wars movie.

Meanwhile with Chelle and Keef

"You have invented a new kind of stupid!" Chelle yelled

"Oooooo shit about to go down!!!!!" Maddi yelled getting popcorn out of thin air with her 10000000000000000000000000000000 husbandos such as Adam, Shiro, Aquaman, Spider-Man etc lay behind her.

"A damage you can never undo kind of stupi!"

"You can't be serious!" Keef yelled

"Shhhhhh" Chelle puts a finger on Keith's lips "let me have this!!"

"An open all the cages in the ZOO kind of stupid! Surely you didn't think this through kind of stupid!"

Keef just rolls his eyes but can't help but smile.

AND BOOOM

THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!

REMEMBER KIDS DONT WRITE FUCKING FANFICS AT. ONE IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR BEST FWIEND ON THE LINE TALKING ABOUT MEMES AND SHIT!

(Also as I stated in the beginning this is all harmless fun. My writing is so much better then this. If you want some really good Voltron fanfics tho I really recommend reading my book "Never Forget" or "Operation 28604" anywho thanks for reading this mess.
Shout out to those who made it this far!
Bye!
~Chelle )