Joji One Shots

Release (Excerpt from "Security")

A/N: Sorry to my followers that read my other books, this isn't an update exclusive to this book but I only have a creative rush every now and then and I try to take advantage of it when I can. I'm just trying to put something in here since I have gotten any requests and I don't have any ideas atm.  This is slightly edited to fit the one shot feel but besides that it's nearly the same. To everyone else who hasn't read Security, enjoy!

Joji POV

(Y/N) took my hand, tugging me in the direction of the dining room. She sat down, taking an UNO deck out of its respective casing and shuffling it. I sat across from her, waiting for my hand to be distributed. After she dealt both of our hands, she spoke.

"Now, this isn't a regular game of UNO... this is Strip UNO..." She smirked.

I raised an eyebrow. "How does that work?"

"Basically, every time you have to draw a card from the pile, you take off a piece of clothing."

I nodded in response, smirking. "But do I get to fuck you afterward?"

She shook her head in response. I pouted.

"Ok! Let's play. Rock paper scissors to see who goes first." She was eager to begin.

We lifted our fists and sang the song simultaneously, in Japanese of course.

"Saisho waa guu... Janken pon!"

I chose rock. She chose scissors.

"Fuck." She raised her arms in frustration.

I smirked in victory, putting down the first card. Yellow 6.

She put down a yellow 3.
J: Yellow 1.
Y: Green 1.
J: Green 4.
Y: Green 2.
J: Blue 2.
Y: Blue 5.
J: Red 5.

"Shit..." She took off her shirt and drew some cards.

To my surprise, she wasn't wearing a bra. She smirked as my face became flushed.

"What? Haven't seen a pair of bare female breasts before...?"

"Uh... It's been a while." I responded.

"Lucky you then." She said as she slapped down a red 0.

J: Red 6
Y: Blue 6
J: Yellow 6
Y: Yellow 0
J: Wild card.

I was almost out of cards. I smirked at my opponent but then she drew a green "draw 2" card.

"Fucking bitch." I retorted.

"Not fucking you though." She smirked.

I rolled my eyes, tugging off my shirt and drawing two cards. Upon noticing that I didn't have any green cards, I had to draw some more.

"Uh, that's more than two cards, mate. Take off another piece of clothing."

I sighed, taking off my pants. (Y/N) smirked once more.

"Are you saving a banana in there for later...?"

"Shut up. You're hot and you know it."

"Am I~~?"

She got up from her seat, swaying her hips as she rounded the corner, nearing where I sat. She rested her right hand on my shoulder, her left hand trailing down my bare chest. While she did this, she lowered her head, nibbling my earlobe when she was close enough to do so, earning a soft moan from me.

"Someone's been thinking naughty things about their bodyguard..."

"Who also happens to be my girlfriend."