Middle Of BloodGulch
Church: Freeze!
Donut: Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me?! You coulda hit me, dick!
Church: Can it. Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge. I know who ya are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours ago. And I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.
Church: Wait a minute, you're not the Sergeant!
Donut: Yeah, that's what I just said.
Church: Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Tucker comes out of the teleporter between them and now has black armor.
Tucker: Three!
Church: JESUS!
Donut: HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
Church: What in the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?
Tucker: How did you get up here ahead of me?
Donut: And what's with that black shit on your armor?
Tucker: Hey! Freeze, Sarge!
Donut: Would you stop calling me a Sergeant, I'm still just a Private.
Tucker: The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time.
To Leo, Grif and Simmons getting in the Warthog which has Tejano music playing.
Red Base
Leo: Sorry Lopez, we got to borrow the warthog real quick!
Simmons: I'll take gunner. (takes gunner position).
Grif: Dibs being driver!
Leo: Guess that leaves me with passenger!
Grif: How do you turn off the fucking radio in this car?
Leo: Maybe Sarge fused it or something?
Grif: That seems like something he would do.
Simmons: (calls out as they drive off) Don't worry Lopez, I'll bring her back in one piece.
Middle Of BloodGulch
Back to Church, Tucker, and Donut.
Tucker: Look, I know you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Some time in your future I get stationed here in Blood Gulch, and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sergeant of the Red Army, and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep, and I'm all like, "There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!"
Church: Tucker? What the fuck are you babbling about?
Tucker: I know all this sounds crazy, but he eventually becomes a Sergeant, and then one day we get a tank, and he comes and steals our flag while we're distracted.
Donut: Is this guy a retard?
Church: (Warthog's music gets progressively louder as he speaks) Red? Shut up. Tucker? Listen to me. Ya haven't gone back in time, okay? This IS the guy who stole the flag, he's just not the Sergeant. Turns out he's just some dumb rookie who happens to have the same color armor as him. He got in somehow, just... for God's sake! WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?
Warthog jumps over the hill right by Church.
Grif: Woohoo!
Leo: FOR SPARTA!!!
Tucker: Holy shit!
Church: Son of a bitch! Run! Jesus! Run!
Tucker: The jeep followed me back in time!
Leo and Grif hops out of the Warthog as Simmons yells and fires at Church and Tucker as they run away.
Church: Ow! Git! Ow! Git! Ow, ow!
Simmons: (in background) That's right! That's right, I got your ass! Get off your ass and run, you cock bites! Right now! Yeah, not so pretty when you gotta run are you! Yeah, that's right! Stay there! You know where your flag is? We're gonna get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Come on, get out there! I've got a whole barrel of love to shoot you with! Come on! Get out now! Yeah, come on out! I know you like this! Come out where I can get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, Blue! Be tough, get out there!
Grif: What the hell is going on here?
Donut: You know what? I honestly have no idea what's going on. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane.
Leo: Hey Donut, how did you get the flag? You must of used some stealth skills to get it-
Donut: Oh, I just asked for it!
Leo: ...what?
Donut: I guess. Is it not supposed to?
Grif: I don't know, we.. never even thought to try that.
Leo: It doesn't matter now! Donut take the flag back to base me, Grif and Simmons will handle things here!
Donut: Not until someone tells me what the fuck is go-
Grif: There's no time to explain, rookie! Just take the flag, and go to base! Leo will explain everything there.
Donut: Fine!
Donut starts running through the Gulch.
Leo: (Anger) OMG! Other WAY Donut!
Donut: Uh, I know. I just got turned around, that's all.
Blue Base
To Caboose looking at Church and Tucker through the sniper rifle.
Caboose: Oh man, that's not good. (looks from Church and Tucker to the Warthog) Oh my god, that jeep has a really big gun. (puts down the sniper rifle and looks back and forth) Stay here... Tank... Stay here... Tank... ..Ah, screw it. (runs off to the tank)
Middle Of BloodGulch
To Church and Tucker behind a rock with Simmons firing and yelling at them.
Simmons: (in background) Yeah, get going! Take that! I know you like that there! Come out! Come here! Poke your head up! Come on, Blue! Get your head out there!
Church: Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run outta bullets some time.
The End
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Author: OMG ANOTHER PART DONE YAY!!!!!!
Church: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Author: :(
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Red vs Blue Season 1: Male Oc
AdventureRed vs blue season 1, but with a new man in the group of dumbasses! The Oc Leo is owned by Me Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
