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so, if any of them ever decided to have/adopt kids:

jeremy: very nervous, protective, kind of strict

christine: kind, somewhat protective, laid back

michael: chill with anything, "want some weed? wait, not until you're 16", the cool gay uncle that knows what memes are in check

rich: tries to be kind, serious anger issues, "DID THAT KID PUSH YOU!? LET'S GO BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN"

jake: reasonable, pretty laid back, quite a showoff (ex: "yes my kid is two inches taller than yours")

brooke: like michael; cool with anything, has some anger issues, embarrasses her kid a lot (Brooke would be like the *starts gently breakdancing* what's wrong son kind of parent)

chloe: strict, overprotective, also a showoff (ex: "well at least my child knows how to use the bathroom")

jenna: pretty chill, kind of overprotective, talks to her kid a lot (ex: "so how's it been with priscilla? ohhh she's that kind of person")

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