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Michael Mell: what is love
Jeremy Heere: o o d
Jeremy Heere: dammit
Michael Mell: ood
Michael Mell: is this doctor who now
Michael Mell: or
Jeremy Heere: o o f*
Jeremy Heere: i'm sorry i fuck everything up
Michael Mell: same
Michael Mell: anyways
Jeremy Heere: rip
Michael Mell: how are you
Michael Mell: rip
Jeremy Heere: uhhh spooked
Michael Mell: y
Michael Mell: you good fam
Jeremy Heere: no i'm not good fam
Michael Mell: whats wrong bro
Jeremy Heere: connor got angry at me,,, and another version of you hates me so
Michael Mell: wha
Jeremy Heere: why am i so hate-able
Michael Mell: you arent
Michael Mell: you're amazing
Michael Mell: no homo
Jeremy Heere: aww you're amazing too bro
Michael Mell: thank famalambam
Michael Mell: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jeremy Heere: are you okay
Michael Mell: yes
Michael Mell: im /always/ okay
Jeremy Heere: liAR
Michael Mell: o
Jeremy Heere: ahem
Michael Mell: ahEM
Jeremy Heere: you weren't ok that one time you fell off my roof in sixth grade
Jeremy Heere: or that time i left you for a girl at a lame party
Jeremy Heere: or when i locked you out last week
Jeremy Heere: i'm really sorry ok i fell asleep
Michael Mell: uh-huh
Michael Mell: sure
Jeremy Heere: I TOLD YOU WHERE THE KEYS WERE BEFORE YOU LEFT
Michael Mell: do you /think/ i pay attention to you
Michael Mell: wait
Michael Mell: i do
Michael Mell: soo
Michael Mell: uh
Jeremy Heere: so what's my favorite coloue
Jeremy Heere: colour*
Michael Mell: isn't it like- magenta or some specific thing
Jeremy Heere: falsehood
Jeremy Heere: pastel lemon
Michael Mell: SEE iT IS SPECIFIC
Jeremy Heere: NOT REALLY
Michael Mell: ah yes, let me take out my pASTEL LEMON CRAYON
Jeremy Heere: YOURS IS JUST BLUE YOU LOSER
Jeremy Heere: AT LEAST I'M O R I GI N A L
Michael Mell: fck u
Jeremy Heere: :<
Michael Mell: nuuu i sowwy
Jeremy Heere: ok i forgive you
Michael Mell: pFT
Jeremy Heere: WHAT
Michael Mell: YOU TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY
Jeremy Heere: WAS I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT LIKE I JOKE
Michael Mell: YES
Michael Mell: DO YOU R EA L IZ E
Michael Mell: HOW CRINGEY IT IS
Michael Mell: TO SAY SHIT LIKE 'sowwy' and 'nuu'
Jeremy Heere: I-
Michael Mell: oh my g o d
Jeremy Heere: so our friendship is a joke
Michael Mell: no
Jeremy Heere: i am so sad right now
Jeremy Heere: you hurt me, michael mell
Michael Mell: i'm a little bit sorry, jeremiah heere
Jeremy Heere: thank you
Jeremy Heere: i love you
Jeremy Heere: but no homo
Michael Mell: i love you
Michael Mell: a little homo
Jeremy Heere: ok
Jeremy Heere: just a little homo
Michael Mell: possible homo
Jeremy Heere: mmm
Jeremy Heere: ok
Michael Mell: maybe homo
Jeremy Heere: i can't find my pastel lemon sweater
Michael Mell: wait is pastel lemon and pastel yellow the same
Jeremy Heere: n o
Michael Mell: cause i'm looking it up and i cant find pastel lemon
Jeremy Heere: ok it is,,,,,,,
Jeremy Heere: i'm sorry i lied
Michael Mell: bitch what
Jeremy Heere: I'M SORRY
Michael Mell: wait lied about which part
Jeremy Heere: the pastel lem9n
Jeremy Heere: lemon
Michael Mell: bitch
Jeremy Heere: it's just pastel yellow
Michael Mell: fuCkin
Michael Mell: basic bitch
Jeremy Heere: i'm
Jeremy Heere: i am not basic
Jeremy Heere: asshole
Michael Mell: ouch
Jeremy Heere: oh i'm sorry
Michael Mell: good
Jeremy Heere: no i'm not
Michael Mell: o
Jeremy Heere: i hope you hurt
Michael Mell: thats ruce
Michael Mell: rude
Jeremy Heere: not that bad though
Jeremy Heere: just a lil
Jeremy Heere: poke
Michael Mell: too late
Michael Mell: b it ch
Jeremy Heere: i'm gonna scream
Michael Mell: ;)
Jeremy Heere: or cry
Michael Mell: !!
Michael Mell: no crying
Jeremy Heere: whichever one suits the situation most
Michael Mell: dont cry
Jeremy Heere: i will if i want to
Michael Mell: bitc
Michael Mell: ima
Michael Mell: ima take away your dying privileges
Michael Mell: and crying
Michael Mell: ima take away your crying privileges
Jeremy Heere: i'm crying now
Jeremy Heere: oh
Jeremy Heere: oh no
Michael Mell: shit wait dude are you serious
Jeremy Heere: i
Jeremy Heere: crap
Jeremy Heere: i didn't mean to
Jeremy Heere: uh
Jeremy Heere: sorry
Michael Mell: nonono dude it's fine
Michael Mell: are you okay??
Jeremy Heere: i
Jeremy Heere: not really
Michael Mell: shit im sorry man
Michael Mell: whats wrong>
Michael Mell: *??
Jeremy Heere: it's okay really
Jeremy Heere: but uh
Michael Mell: ?
Jeremy Heere: a bunch of random shit piled up in my mind
Jeremy Heere: it's just mostly stress
Jeremy Heere: but some of it is other crap
Michael Mell: do you want me to come over?
Jeremy Heere: yes
Jeremy Heere: please
Michael Mell: i'll be there in five
Jeremy Heere: okay i'll wait in my room
Michael Mell has left the conversation.