I didn't get the joke, "I don't get it Tom." I said after he fumbled around in his pockets for something. Then he whipped out a piece of paper and whacked the wall with a pencil. My hand went to the "Light Saber" (as I called it) in my back pocket, I was ready for this drunk wacko to try to stab me.
What I wasn't ready for though was the wall splitting apart to reveal an alleyway full of people in weird clothes. "Is it Comic Con already?" I asked Tom, but when I turned around he was gone. "Great." I muttered as I pulled my phone from my pocket, It being fully charged and with a charger port built in to my unlimited energy laser sword was ready for anything. I popped in my headphones and pressed play, just needing to listen to music any music at all.
Cara Mia Addio started playing from my headphones and I started to walk around the alley. All the sores were pretty weird. Eeylops Owl Emporium, Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions, who names their stores this. Even the book store was weird, promoting books of monsters, and monsters of books. I was wondering down in the back alleys when something caught my eye. A giant gold coin, i pocketed it and continued on my way. Soon I found some bronze coins, and some silver, and then JACKPOT twelve gold coins scatted in one location. (It was in a Wishing well but who cares). Now having money for my adventures I went over to the bank to try to cash the coins in for Pounds.
The people at the bank were short, big eyed, long nosed, and had the pointiest ears I'd ever seen. Like some weird D&D character come to life. I tried not to stare as he told me that he'd never herd of Pounds, only "Canuts" "Sickles" and "Galyones" An eyebrow raised the goblin asked me how long I'd been here: "Three Hours" I replied. "Well Then, go to Ollivander's to get your wand." He said with a straight face.
I walked outside shell shocked, WAND? WIZARD? KA-NUTS? WHERE WAS I? I started to feel light headed to i leaned against a light pole, only to find the owl on top of it. "What do you want?" I asked. The owl didn't reply but swiveled his head to a store called Ollivander's. The same one that the banker told me to go to.
Groaning I walked towards the wand shoppe waiting to wake up at any minuet, and It didn't help that the X-Files Theme was playing on my phone.
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Rebellious Hogwarts
FanfictionEzra a master thief/ street urchin is accepted into Hogwarts. There he must learn to deal with the aftermath of the battle of Hogwarts, and of course school bullying. While also dealing with the laser sword in his pocket and his crush on his rival. ...
