Rebellious Hogwarts

Dahnk and Folly

I woke up in a magical ER, my lips still tingling from a brush with another person's lips and my head still tingling from the heel of the same persons boot. "Mr. Bridger?" A voice called out from the next room over, "Is that you being awake?" The voice was loud and squeaky and made me think of hobbits and gremlins. "Yeah I'm up." I yelled back and soon after some shuffling a figure entered the room. He was about 3 feet tall with huge brown eyes and a pointed nose as he waddled across the room I saw his badge (a blue raven) with the insignia HOH, a hat that was cartoonishly wizard like, and strangest of all; a casual T-Shirt that read "Harry Potter, Killer of House Elves".

"Welcome back to the land of the living!" His high pitched voice sang out giving me several headaches all at once. "My name is Professor Folly, and I have been taking care of you for the past three days." My eyes widened, "I was out for three days?" I whisper yelled my eyes widening. Folly nodded and then shrugged, "With your absence at the sorting hat ceremony you were deemed to be "All The Rest" and by default you are in Hufflepuff." I nodded not really understanding what that meant, "Your friend Sabine also missed the sorting thanks to your antics so unfortunately I have lost yet another brilliant student to Hufflepuff, again." Folly then sighed and checked my forehead, "You have ten seconds to get to your next class," I looked up in surprise, "What??" Folly staring into my soul then said, "You are healthy, you are well, your tattered muggle clothes are over there and you have potions class." She then waved a magic wand and the bed flipped to become vertical and I slid to the ground. "Now chop Chop there are actual sick people here.

A/N: Hi

I wandered through the corridors in my tan jacket feeling very out of place, as I tried to think where a potions classroom would be located in a castle, so I went to the dungeons. "Right Dungeons!" I chirped as I descended down the creepy spiral staircase. My feet clacked on a marble floor as I made my way down the hallways and into a classroom where a pudgy man was yelling at a class, "What do you mean you don't have the books!" he was screaming at a kid my age, "Hogwarts is free to come and you cant get the bloody books." I chuckled, this man was balancing both a Scottish and an english voice pattern and getting some verry strange results. "What are ya brokee?" He said his accents thickening with anger. "Der be shending brokee kieds to gord schoals these days." A small chuckle escaped my lips and reverberated across the hallway straight into the teachers ear.  He spun around to face me and I could feel his eyes burn into my soul from many yards away. "get in here boy." He said his voice dry as a desert. "Who are you, and why haven't I seen you before?" The man spat in my face as I walked in, "Ezra Bridger sir," I stated noting again how short this man was, not goblin, gremlin, or dwarf, he was just short. "Mr. Bridger," He spat my name like it was the most vile thing he'd ever had to say. I nodded, "Well my namee is proffesser Dahnk (Pronounced dhonk) and you just lost Hufflepuff thirty points."  

Immediately groans came from throughout the class room, "Thanks allot Asshat!" A familiar voice called out and I turned to see Sabine using the hood of her robe to cover her face as much as possible. Dahnk didn't like having commentary so he did what any lazy teacher would do, and grouped up all the 'trouble makers'. "Bridger," He spat agian making me wince at my own name. "Yurr gonna seat next to mrzzez Ren." He gestured over to Sabine who was flipping me off with a maniacal grin on her face. 

"Whats with the sudden change in attitude?" I asked as soon as I got to our table, "First you attack me, next you kiss me, and now your flipping me off in class!" Sabine shrugged, "I decided that since I can't kill you, I guess I'll just have to be your rival!" I grinned and gave a quick, "Awwwww" Sabine raised an eyebrow and I explained, "I'm going to miss your monologues and evilness, I only knew it for a bit, but I kinda liked it." Sabine rolled her eyes and then grabbed me by the collar, "Listen here Bridger." She spat, "Just because I'm acting all buddy buddy with you doesn't mean I wont stab you in the back and sent you to my father when your not looking." Sabine grinned wide and evil and than sat back down, "See!" She said, "I can still be evil!"