The Girl from Diagon Alley sat in the back of the last car in the Hogwarts express, in her hand was the piece of book that I had given to her in exchange for obvious (in her opinion) information. Rummaging through her bag she pulled out a homemade device, a scanner and panned it all over the paper. The soft chirp that resonated from the machine confirmed her suspicions, there was nothing special about the paper, it was only a stolen page of a spell book, but that ment. The girl shook that thought out of her head, "It can't be," She reassured herself, "There hasent been a new Jedi in years." Then just to test it out, the girl brought out her saber and turned it on, a black blade extended sucking all the light out of the room. "Hey who turned the lights out?" An english voice called out from inside the Train car's bathroom. Sabine turned the saber off and the kid stopped complaining. From her backpack the girl then took out a com link communicator, "The kid's name is Ezra Bridger he is my age, good- scratch that- average looking, with blue hair, and" The girl inhaled. "he could be a Jedi."
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I refused to wear a robe, I downright refused. So I conciderd it good that I didn't have any robes, I just hadn't bought them. Sure I stuck out like a sore thumb in my tan and orange jacket but I didn't care, "Screw the system," I told Zeb jokingly when he asked why I was waring muggle clothes. "I rather be naked than have to wear robes." I bravely stated, not bringing up the fact That I was poor and didn't have any. "Have it your way." Zeb shrugged and in his yellow badged robe waved goodbye to join his peers. "First years right this way!" Exclaimed a pair of legs, I stumbled back and then Panning my head up I noticed that there was a body attached to them. A young GIANT man stood with a lantern in one hand and an oar in the other. "Myr name ers Norrbrt (Norbert) Hagrid, and I'm herr ta take you to there castlr." The man had a thick accent that sounded like a traditional english accent got thrown into a blender and was then mixed with coal and soot. He led us to a series of boats, kids grouped up calling boats with cool names. "I want the Fawkes!" One called out bounding onto the boat. "So do I!" Another called. They were younger than me, by around two years. "Mind if I join you?" I asked and sat with them. I was heavier than the both of them combined and both of them noticed that, but instead of asking me to get off they started conversing to each other so fast I thought they were speaking another language.
"X>a+b, A=63, B=80. X>120!" I heard them say they were exited and making exited hand gestures. "X+a=B+Y!" they continued screaming, then they fell quiet and scanned the crowd, pointing to a figure in line for a boat they started to chant. "Y! Y! Y! Y!" Then they looked at me and pointed. At me, "X" They stated. "Y" They pointed to the closing in figure. Than the Girl shifted to my side of the boat. "X+a!" She said gesturing to the both of us and then it clicked. "X=134" I informed them of my weight. "134+63=197" The boy said who then pointed at the figure closing in. "B+Y=197!" Than he pointed at me. I sighed and crossed the distance to the figure. She was wearing all black except for a blue and green rimmed collar. "Excuse me do you weigh exactly 117 pounds?" I asked her and she stared at me like I was an idiot. "Yes you did you know?" She replied suspiciously. Instead of replying I pulled her over to the Fawkes and stated. "Please sit, these kids want to create a balance so I can sit on the boat without tipping it over. "Y!!!!!!" The kids chanted in unison and then clearing his throat the boy spoke. "Thanks for bringing her over it would've been annoying to have to calculate the weight distribution if it was just the three of us."
The girl looked like we were crazy but shrugged and got in. We were about to push off when all of the sudden a cloaked figure jumped into the boat. The figure got up, centered herself and the boat stopped rocking. Than the figure grabbed me and jumped overboard to the dismay of the little kids recalculating the weight needed on each side to balance the boat.
I opened my eyes to see that we were in some kind of bubble, I breathed in to realize that I could breath here. "Who the hell are you?" The figure demanded. The figure pulled back her cloak to reveal the girl from Diagon Alley. "Who are you?" I retorted. "Some kind of low budget Ramona Flower's knockoff?" I mentaly patted myself on the back for that one. "Who?- Never mind who are you?" She demanded taking out... A lightsaber. "Thats so cool!" I exclaimed "You Have a lightsaber too?" I was dodging her question by asking my own and she hated it.
"I swear to god who are-"
"Can yours charge phone batteries? Mine can"
"Please stop talki-"
"What color is it!?! Mines blue!"
"I swear to go-"
"Don't curse it's not good!"
"What?"
"Ahah I've caught you in a lie!"
I was on a role talking at the speed of sound hiding my claustrophobia and fear of death and drowning behind my mouth motor. I was going to continue gabbing until she extended the blade to my neck. "Now listen here Jedi." She yelled her blade sucking all the light out of the air. "Give me one reason to let you live!" I gulped my next few sentences caught in my thought. "Uhh because!?!" I looked up at her her face was beautiful in the dark blue that was the bottom of a lake. "Because?" She prompted.
"You look very beautiful and I want to kiss you?" I shrugged then covering my mouth, I restated. "Because I have no Idea what your talking about, What's a Jedi?" I quickly said hoping that She'd forget what i'd just said. Her eyebrows sloped angrily at me and she raised her blade above my head. "You are lying!" She exclaimed. "You are a Jedi dog and I Sabine Heir to the Mandalorian throne will slay your and present your head to the elders!" She recited like she was a hero slaying vicious beast. I closed my eyes tight waiting for death, but it never came. Instead I herd the de-powering of the lightsaber and silent curses. "Why can't I Do this!?!" She was muttering. Not wanting to ruin the good thing going on I kept my eyes closed. "Stupid, stupid stupid." Than suddenly I felt something brush up against my lips and then something else knock me unconscious.
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Rebellious Hogwarts
FanfictionEzra a master thief/ street urchin is accepted into Hogwarts. There he must learn to deal with the aftermath of the battle of Hogwarts, and of course school bullying. While also dealing with the laser sword in his pocket and his crush on his rival. ...