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Dad: Darling, ur mother and I are getting a divorce.

Daughter: WHAT?!?? DONT DO ANYTHING!! ILL BE RIGHT THERE!!

-x-

Dad: Honey, guess what? Our daughter is coming for Christmas!

Mom: Oh great! What should we say for Thanksgiving?

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