Dad: Darling, ur mother and I are getting a divorce.
Daughter: WHAT?!?? DONT DO ANYTHING!! ILL BE RIGHT THERE!!
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Dad: Honey, guess what? Our daughter is coming for Christmas!
Mom: Oh great! What should we say for Thanksgiving?
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Collection of Jokes
HumorIt's a collection of jokes, riddles, text messages, brain teasers an more! Some of them are mine and some are not. Hope you'll enjoy them!