Cyanide and Happiness
A: Hey a nickel! *picks it up*
B: Don't pick that up! That's dirty!
A: Even though it's dirty, it has value my friend. You'll never know when you need 5 cents.
C: *runs in with a gun* Gimme 5 cents or I'll blow your brains out!
A: NO! SCREW YOU MAN!!!
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