Me: *sitting next to my friend at lunch*
Friend: *takes out a chicken sandwich*
Me: *gives a weird look* I thought you said you were a vegetarian?
Friend: I am.
Me: I thought vegetarians couldn't eat animals.
Friend: Ya. But a chicken is a bird. It's not an animal.
Me: -_-
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HumorIt's a collection of jokes, riddles, text messages, brain teasers an more! Some of them are mine and some are not. Hope you'll enjoy them!
