ME: OMG! Now I get it!
FRIEND: You Get What?
ME: You know, when things heat, they expand.
FRIEND: And?
ME: I'm not fat, I'm hot.
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Twenty Six
ME: OMG! Now I get it!
FRIEND: You Get What?
ME: You know, when things heat, they expand.
FRIEND: And?
ME: I'm not fat, I'm hot.
