ME: OMG! Now I get it!
FRIEND: You Get What?
ME: You know, when things heat, they expand.
FRIEND: And?
ME: I'm not fat, I'm hot.
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Funny Quotes.
HumorAnother Quotes book but with a comedic twist! I do not own all the comedic lines or jokes.I got them all from pinterestand other sources. Please enjoy these jokes and comedy lines. Comment on which is your favorite!
