Me: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Friend: what?
Me: Nothing they just waved.
Friend: oh
Me: Did you sea what I did there?
Friend: no
Me: I'm shore you did..
Friend: How do you have friends?
Me: Don't be such a beach!
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Funny Quotes.
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