The Pokevillains Adventure to Alola

2: Vaporwave

*theres a pretty sunset on the water. the cold stone is frozen in the background as the gay club chills on the beach*

Cyrus: *sitting and staring at the ocean*
Cyrus: life has no meaning
Cyrus: it is all meaningless
Cyrus: we continue to drive, denying our eventual death
Cyrus: denying the inevitable, eternal nothingness
Cyrus: as our cadavers slumber under the ground
Cyrus: rotting
Cyrus: the spirit is nothing but a temporary illusion
Giovanni: preach it
Archie: *is too busy playing in the water to listen but if he were listening he'd be freakin out. existentialism scares arch boy*
Giovanni: I heard you like to give speeches, which is odd for someone who doesn't talk much
Cyrus:
Giovanni: the quietest have the most to say huh
Lysandre: *is sunbathing (yes during sunset)* can you two stop being so deep save it for 2 am
Giovanni: I'm usually asleep by 2 am
Cyrus:
Cyrus:
Giovanni: and I'm just gonna assume cy doesn't have sleep insomnia
Cyrus: I do
Giovanni: I didn't hear that
Giovanni: also
Giovanni: who's playing vaporwave
Lysandre: me. I think it fits the vibe
Giovanni: smh

Maxie: *is building a sandcastle*
Ghetsis: aren't you way too old for that
Maxie: You're never too old for architectural genius.
Ghetsis: I mean. Ok?
Maxie: I recommend you exert some brain power instead of just sitting there and succumbing to your old age.
Ghetsis: ok im not that old
Archie: *from the water* MAXIE LOOK I FOUND A WISHIWASHI ITS REALLY CUTE WHAT SHOULD I NAME HIM
Maxie: Poseidon, Anuket, Tefnut
Ghetsis: slim jim
Archie: alright slim jim you're gonna be my new best friend
Maxie: *sigh*
Ghetsis: it's hard being mature isn't it
Maxie: It really is.
Ghetsis: ...so what's the big open space in the middle of the sandcastle for
Maxie:
Ghetsis: is that like a courtyard
Maxie:
Maxie: It's where we conduct sacrifices.
Ghetsis:
Ghetsis: sometimes I gotta remind myself nobody here is mentally stable

Cyrus: Emotions are but mere illusions. And like all illusions, they fade over time until death banishes them forever. That is why I have abandoned all emotions as useless sentimentality
Giovanni: u kno you've got a great speaking voice
Cyrus:
Giovanni: I'm getting the feeling you can talk but just can't converse
Cyrus:
Giovanni: you wanna practice
Cyrus:
Giovanni: alright you gotta answer the question ok
Giovanni: you gotta say yes or no
Giovanni: it's that easy
Giovanni: do
you
like
vaporwave
Cyrus:
Cyrus: *begins to ponder the meaning of life and how that connects to vaporwave*
Giovanni: NO CYRUS DONT START THINKING DEEP
ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION
Cyrus:
Giovanni: YES OR NO BUDDY
Cyrus: *stares off into space*
*hes in another dimension*
Giovanni: CYRUS
ITS
JUST
VAPORWAVE
Lysandre: he thinks it's fuckin rad
Giovanni: I just broke him oh no what do I do
Cynthia: *across the beach* CYRUS I JUST TALKED TO THE THERAPIST WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY YOURE UNFIXABLE

*meanwhile, in some sketchy motel somewhere*

Silver: I can't believe dad just ditched me like that
Silver: *sinks in armchair*
Silver: I hate him
Silver: now I'm lonely
Silver: *picks up phone*
...
...
Silver: hey gold can you come pick me up
Gold: I'm already here
Silver: what
Gold: *outside window* im always here silv
Silver: oH
*gold enters in the window and sits next to him*
Gold: so what's up
Silver: my dad ditched me
Gold: that's not surprising
Silver: yah. I wanna go home
Gold: well
Gold: you and I could always have our own little vacation
Silver: no
Gold: what
Silver: we should ambush them.
Get revenge
Gold: you're an evil genius
Silver: guess who I get that from
*the two of them huddle and begin to plot their evil scheme*
*silver comes up with the most maniacal plan ever, in true rocket fashion*
Gold: when shall we commence the plan
Silver: ...tonight. at midnight
Gold: where are they staying
Silver: they'll most likely be gambling, actually
Gold: oh yes
that's my element
Silver: yes
Silver: that's why you're the decoy
Gold:
Gold:
Gold: what